Film titles that would be IMPROVED by adding, removing or channging ONE letter

[The Brighton Bear]

The Green Cornet
Following the death of his father, Britt Reid, heir to his father's large ice-cream company, teams up with his late dad's assistant Kato and starts selling some very mouldy receptacles for ice-cream.

 

[Fountainhead]

Mobsters vs Aliens Al Capone takes on the little green men
Beer Movie Barry Benson goes on the piss
Snakes on a Plate Those French will eat anything!
With Snail and I Adventures with a mollusc

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

The King's Peach Colin Firth won a Golden Globe for his lead role as King George VI, who, to overcome his cibophobia, goes to Lionel Logue, an unorthodox fruiterer played by Geoffrey Rush. The two men become friends as they work together, and after his brother abdicates, the King relies on Logue to help him make a radio broadcast on vitamin C deficency at the beginning of the Second World War.

 

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Charlottes Wet

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Tor Story 3

Sequel to the smash-hit Tor Story 2, about a Chinese Hiker (played by Korean starlet Suk Mee Lozenge) in search of barely-believable quips or tales. She literally stumbles upon the truth behind the Glastonbury Tor (well, of course not literally), but confusingly, no-one believes her and she is written off back home in Shanghai as a "make-be'weaver". No one listens as she vehemently denies knowledge of vocational weaving skills. Thor Story 3 is also being dubbed for Nowegian version in which the God of Thunder goes in search of a really big hammer (coincidentally, in and around Glastonbury).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Fridge On The River Kwai

Citizen Jane

Tax A Driver

Mingin' In The Rain

 

[fork me]

Flesh Gordon

That one exists: Flesh Gordon (1974) - IMDb

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

You've got Hail - Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan star as a couple who MSN each other everytime it rains heavily

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

It's a Wonderful Lime - Jimmy Stewart in a heartwarming tale about what life would be like if he'd only had 4 of his 5 a day

 

[magoo]

Shift!

About a maverick, black removals man who get's the job done!

 

[Trufflehound]

Black Stan - racist northern has-been comedian Stan Boardman is forced to reassess his life when his mother confesses to him that his real father was an immmigrant from Jamaica. With hilarious consequences.

 

[Trufflehound]

Up in the Fir - hotshot businessman Geoge Clooney flies to Sweden and discovers he enjoys climbing trees.

 

[Trufflehound]

Supper Man - You'll believe a man can fry!

 

[Return of the Rev]

brighton roc its all about someone who spends on his amex card in brighton but never recieves his record of charge

 

[Fountainhead]

Harry on Camping The Spurs manager discusses life under canvas
Pantz Pixars latest animation fails to live up to expectations
Pan on FireIt all goes wrong for Delia (again)

 

[El Presidente]

The Green MILF

Story about Heather Lockyear going to the recycling centre.

 

[El Presidente]

True Brit

No Gay Back

 

[Trufflehound]

No Gay Back

No Way, Hack!

Ritchie Morris tries and fails to get a job with one of the dailies...

With hilarious consequences.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Ronan the Barbarian - Ronan Keating takes over from Arnie in this Irish remake

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

XXXX - Vin Diesel makes a 2 hour yarn about a crap Australian beer