Poyetry In Motion
Pooetry Motions
Inner Spice - Meg Ryan stars as the crappily named 6th spice girl
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Shakespeare in Hove - A young Shakespeare, out of ideas and short of cash, meets his ideal woman and is inspired to write one of his most famous plays in a town on the south coast of England, immediately to the west of its larger neighbour Brighton, with which it forms the unitary authority Brighton and Hove.
Bans Christian Andersen - The opening scene of the movie describes it best: "Once upon a time there lived in Denmark a great storyteller named Christian Andersen. This is not the story of his life, but a fairy tale about the great spinner of fairy tales and the fact that he was banned from every football ground."
Bans Christian Andersen - The opening scene of the movie describes it best: "Once upon a time there lived in Denmark a great storyteller named Christian Andersen. This is not the story of his life, but a fairy tale about the great spinner of fairy tales and the fact that he was banned from every football ground."
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
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The quack and the dead - Duck avenger returns to western town owned by a ruthless gunslinger hosting an elimination tournament
Hand Cock - A masterbation obessed superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image
The book, the thief, his wife and her lover
Foxing Helena - A surgeon becomes obsessed with the seductive woman he once had an affair with. Refusing to accept that she has moved on, he sets her a near impossible puzzle which holds her captive in his mansion
Hand Cock - A masterbation obessed superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image
The book, the thief, his wife and her lover
Foxing Helena - A surgeon becomes obsessed with the seductive woman he once had an affair with. Refusing to accept that she has moved on, he sets her a near impossible puzzle which holds her captive in his mansion
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Doctor Poolittle. - This amazing man speaks to the animals, even though severely constipated.
Barley and Me. - Family film starring Jennifer Aniston who gets a field of corn as a gift, but in the end it dies.
Zombies. Lawn of the Dead. - The undead terrorise a small american town, then go back home to picnic on their drought suffering grass.
f*** Soup. The Marx Brothers decide not to choose the liquid starter when dining out.
Barley and Me. - Family film starring Jennifer Aniston who gets a field of corn as a gift, but in the end it dies.
Zombies. Lawn of the Dead. - The undead terrorise a small american town, then go back home to picnic on their drought suffering grass.
f*** Soup. The Marx Brothers decide not to choose the liquid starter when dining out.
Super Steve Earle
Well-known member
Crazy Hart.
A lovely sporting film about a veteran footballer at a small club for over a decade. Gets a new deal in his thirteenth season and returns to the team to fire them to The Championship when many fans thought he was past it.
A lovely sporting film about a veteran footballer at a small club for over a decade. Gets a new deal in his thirteenth season and returns to the team to fire them to The Championship when many fans thought he was past it.
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Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Womb raider - starring Angelina Jolie
Whore angels fear to tread
Ghost shit - A salvage crew that discovers a long-lost 1962 turd floating lifeless in a remote region of the Bering Sea soon notices, as they try to tow it back to land, that "strange things" happen...
Whore angels fear to tread
Ghost shit - A salvage crew that discovers a long-lost 1962 turd floating lifeless in a remote region of the Bering Sea soon notices, as they try to tow it back to land, that "strange things" happen...
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Mortal combat
Black snake loan - A God-fearing bluesman takes to a wild young woman who, as a victim of childhood sexual abuse, looks everywhere for an overdraft, never quite finding it.
What women wank - Starring Mel Gibson. After an accident, a chauvenistic executive gains the ability to hear what creature women are really thinking of giving a hand job to next.
Black snake loan - A God-fearing bluesman takes to a wild young woman who, as a victim of childhood sexual abuse, looks everywhere for an overdraft, never quite finding it.
What women wank - Starring Mel Gibson. After an accident, a chauvenistic executive gains the ability to hear what creature women are really thinking of giving a hand job to next.
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Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
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Dumpo - Ridiculed because of his enormous arse, a young circus elephant is assisted by a mouse to achieve his full potential.
Tobin hood - When serial killer Peter Tobin and his Moorish companion come to England and the tyranny of the Sheriff of Nottingham, he decides to fight back as an outlaw.
Tobin hood - When serial killer Peter Tobin and his Moorish companion come to England and the tyranny of the Sheriff of Nottingham, he decides to fight back as an outlaw.
king Wombat
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The Bong Walk
Lambo
Shootout at the cok corrale
Dumb and lumber
The Blair Bitch project
Lambo
Shootout at the cok corrale
Dumb and lumber
The Blair Bitch project
Albumen
Don't wait for me!
Lars and the Seal Girl - The community welcomes Lars and his new girlfriend into their homes by accepting his decision and her tusks.
One of Our Dinosaurs in Pissing - There's trouble in the museum when the Triceratops takes a leak causing a flood. An embarrassing 999 call follows.
One of Our Dinosaurs in Pissing - There's trouble in the museum when the Triceratops takes a leak causing a flood. An embarrassing 999 call follows.
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Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Casualties of bar - During a visit to the pub whilst serving in the Vietnam War, a soldier finds himself the outsider of his own squad when they unnecessarily kidnap a barmaid
Poyetry In Motion
Pooetry Motions
The Colour of Money - Paul Newman and Tom Cruise star in the correct spelling of the film
Jedward Scissorhands - John and Edward take up hairdressing and accidentally cut off Jonny Depps head, with hilarious consequences
Jedward Scissorhands - John and Edward take up hairdressing and accidentally cut off Jonny Depps head, with hilarious consequences
Castawag - A footballers wife must transform herself physically and emotionally to survive a crash landing on a deserted island.
Easy Cider – Two counterculture bikers travel from Los Angeles to New Orleans in search of an alcoholic beverage made from apple juice.
Gone with the Rind – American classic in which a manipulative woman and a roguish man carry on a turbulent affair, concerning the fried or roasted skin of a pig, in the American south during the Civil War.
Rebel Without a Case - A rebellious young man without a case comes to a new town, finding friends and enemies.
Easy Cider – Two counterculture bikers travel from Los Angeles to New Orleans in search of an alcoholic beverage made from apple juice.
Gone with the Rind – American classic in which a manipulative woman and a roguish man carry on a turbulent affair, concerning the fried or roasted skin of a pig, in the American south during the Civil War.
Rebel Without a Case - A rebellious young man without a case comes to a new town, finding friends and enemies.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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The Lizard of Oz - A fly on the wall documentary following the Albion's chairman during the Aussie millions poker tournament
The Hood, the Bad & the Ugly - Spike Lee's spaghetti western
Demento
Forrest Hump
Homo alone
The Hood, the Bad & the Ugly - Spike Lee's spaghetti western
Demento
Forrest Hump
Homo alone
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,394
“Dial M for Mulder” - next X-files movie
Apocalypse Cow - During the on-going Vietnam War, Captain Willard is sent on a dangerous mission into Cambodia to assassinate a renegade Green Beret who has set himself up as a Dairy farmer among a local tribe
Transfarmers - Two extrataerrestrial clans with the ability to transform themselves between Dairy and Crop farmers arrive on Earth in search of an ancient lost artifact
An ancient struggle re-erupts on Earth between two extraterrestrial clans, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a young teenager
Apocalypse Cow - During the on-going Vietnam War, Captain Willard is sent on a dangerous mission into Cambodia to assassinate a renegade Green Beret who has set himself up as a Dairy farmer among a local tribe
Transfarmers - Two extrataerrestrial clans with the ability to transform themselves between Dairy and Crop farmers arrive on Earth in search of an ancient lost artifact
An ancient struggle re-erupts on Earth between two extraterrestrial clans, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a young teenager
Ken Livingstone Seagull
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2001: A Spice Odyssey -- Futuristic epic featuring astronauts and the HAL 9000 computer as they journey to the East Indies in search of an alien entity called Posh.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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The Dam Dusters - The British are desperate to shorten the length of WW2 and propose a daring raid to smash Germany's industrial heart. At first the objective looks impossible until a British scientist invents an ingenious Polish capable of cleaning the planned target.
The Viano - A mute woman along with her young daughter, and her prized Mercedes Benz Viano, are sent to 1850s New Zealand for an arranged marriage to a wealthy landowner, and she's soon lusted after by a local worker on the plantation
Ghost buskers - Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost street musician service.
From Hull - In Victorian Era Hull, a troubled clairvoyant police detective investigates the murders by Jack The Ripper
The Dummy - In 1923, a group of archeologists stumble upon a tomb at Hamunaptra. Inside this tomb the group finds the dummy of Imhotep. However, when the group accidentally brings Imhotep back to life, the results are fatal.
The Viano - A mute woman along with her young daughter, and her prized Mercedes Benz Viano, are sent to 1850s New Zealand for an arranged marriage to a wealthy landowner, and she's soon lusted after by a local worker on the plantation
Ghost buskers - Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost street musician service.
From Hull - In Victorian Era Hull, a troubled clairvoyant police detective investigates the murders by Jack The Ripper
The Dummy - In 1923, a group of archeologists stumble upon a tomb at Hamunaptra. Inside this tomb the group finds the dummy of Imhotep. However, when the group accidentally brings Imhotep back to life, the results are fatal.
Ken Livingstone Seagull
Well-known member
The Greduate -- Tale of young Afrikaaner lad just completed postsecondary education in Bloomfontein and his affair with a Cougar, Mrs. Rojbinsen, (played by Ann van der Bjancruyff) and her stunna of a duaghter, Elaejn van der Vonnegut of Hesselink.
Ken Livingstone Seagull
Well-known member
Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert -- In a world where large girls craving after-dinner sweet courses roam the Outback, one girl redefines the art of the creme brulee. Starring Kylie Minogue as the sweet-toothed 15-stone Priscilla and Terrence Stamp as the disgraced transvestite chef who whisks up some hilarious results.