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Incestion - A love affair/family story (same thing) set in the grim ghetto of Norwood. A simple tale about simple folk.
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Shitter Island - Drama set in 1954, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels is investigating the disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital with chronic bowel problems and is presumed to be hiding on the remote Shitter Island.
101 Almations – When over a hundred branches of Almation, a specialist on industrial automations and robots for the plastics industry/injection moulding industry, are abducted by the minions of Cruella De Vil, the owners must find them before she uses them for a diabolical moulding statement.
The Buns of Navarone - A British team is sent to cross occupied Greek territory and destroy the massive German bakery that commands a key sea channel.
Mutiny on the Bunty - The Bunty is first published in 1958. Its destination: to provide a comic aimed primarily at working class girls under the age of 14, containing mostly fictional stories. Captain Bligh will do anything to get there as fast as possible, using any means to keep up a strict discipline. When they arrive, it is like a paradise for the crew, something completely different than the living hell on the publishing desk. Officer Fletcher Christian becomes the leader of a mutiny.
The Buns of Navarone - A British team is sent to cross occupied Greek territory and destroy the massive German bakery that commands a key sea channel.
Mutiny on the Bunty - The Bunty is first published in 1958. Its destination: to provide a comic aimed primarily at working class girls under the age of 14, containing mostly fictional stories. Captain Bligh will do anything to get there as fast as possible, using any means to keep up a strict discipline. When they arrive, it is like a paradise for the crew, something completely different than the living hell on the publishing desk. Officer Fletcher Christian becomes the leader of a mutiny.
Barry Izbak
U.T.A.
Barry On Camping - Barry Lloyd presents a travelogue from under canvas.
Barry On Cruising - Barry Lloyd reports from the Carribean
Barry On Screaming - Barry Lloyd interviews the much (not) missed Withdean Screamer
Barry On Up the Jungle - Barry Lloyd scouting for prospects in Africa
Barry On Loving - Barry Lloyd X rated
Barry on Henry - Barry Lloyd talks to Thierri Henry about the French World Cup debacle.
Barry On Abroad - Barry Lloyd travelogue hunting out lower league European prospects.
Barry On Girls - Barry Lloyd XX rated
Barry On England - Barry Lloyd picks his England XI
Barry On Dick - Barry Lloyd XXX rated
Barry On Emmanuelle - Barry Lloyd
Barry On Cruising - Barry Lloyd reports from the Carribean
Barry On Screaming - Barry Lloyd interviews the much (not) missed Withdean Screamer
Barry On Up the Jungle - Barry Lloyd scouting for prospects in Africa
Barry On Loving - Barry Lloyd X rated
Barry on Henry - Barry Lloyd talks to Thierri Henry about the French World Cup debacle.
Barry On Abroad - Barry Lloyd travelogue hunting out lower league European prospects.
Barry On Girls - Barry Lloyd XX rated
Barry On England - Barry Lloyd picks his England XI
Barry On Dick - Barry Lloyd XXX rated
Barry On Emmanuelle - Barry Lloyd
The Man with the Golden Tun- Bond is led to believe that he is targeted by an assassin with an expensive old English wine cask, holding about 954 litres, almost a cubic metre, and must hunt him down to stop him.
The Oman - an American official realizes that his young son may be in an Arab country in southwest Asia on the southeast coast of the Arabian Peninsula which borders the United Arab Emirates on the northwest, Saudi Arabia on the west and Yemen on the southwest.
Dine Hard - New York cop John McClane gives terrorists a five-course meal as they hold hostages in an LA office building.
Raiders of the Lost Park - Archeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones is hired by the US government to find a lost area of land, set aside for public use, before the Nazis.
Petty Woman - A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a narrow-minded very picky woman that he meets... only to fall in love.
The African Queer - In Africa during WW1, a gin-swilling riverboat owner/captain is persuaded by a homosexual to use his boat to attack an enemy warship.
The Oman - an American official realizes that his young son may be in an Arab country in southwest Asia on the southeast coast of the Arabian Peninsula which borders the United Arab Emirates on the northwest, Saudi Arabia on the west and Yemen on the southwest.
Dine Hard - New York cop John McClane gives terrorists a five-course meal as they hold hostages in an LA office building.
Raiders of the Lost Park - Archeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones is hired by the US government to find a lost area of land, set aside for public use, before the Nazis.
Petty Woman - A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a narrow-minded very picky woman that he meets... only to fall in love.
The African Queer - In Africa during WW1, a gin-swilling riverboat owner/captain is persuaded by a homosexual to use his boat to attack an enemy warship.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
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A Gran's day out - Wallace and Gromit have run out of cheese and this provides an excellent excuse for the animated duo to take their elderly relative to the moon, where, as everyone knows, there is ample cheese
Demolition map - A cop is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent enemy determined to destroy every celebrity house on his 'homes of the stars' map whilst he is loose in a nonviolent future society
Blaming saddles
All the King's hen
Malice in wonderland - Alice stumbles into the world of Wonderland. Will she get home? Not if the spiteful Queen of Hearts has her way.
Demolition map - A cop is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent enemy determined to destroy every celebrity house on his 'homes of the stars' map whilst he is loose in a nonviolent future society
Blaming saddles
All the King's hen
Malice in wonderland - Alice stumbles into the world of Wonderland. Will she get home? Not if the spiteful Queen of Hearts has her way.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
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Stop! Or My Mom Will Shout
A nan called horse
Morse whisperer
Hush Hour
A nan called horse
Morse whisperer
Hush Hour
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Lost action hero - A young movie fan gets thrown into the movie world but will he be able to find his favourite action film character in time to save the day
Accidental zero - Binary code thriller where panic erupts following the discovery of a zero!!!
Take the leap - The real story of a bungee jump teacher who believed in the talent of a group of problem kids
D.O.A. Deal on arrival - Noel Edmonds, told he's been poisoned and has only a few days to live, tries to find out whether to take the bankers offer or to open the box
Accidental zero - Binary code thriller where panic erupts following the discovery of a zero!!!
Take the leap - The real story of a bungee jump teacher who believed in the talent of a group of problem kids
D.O.A. Deal on arrival - Noel Edmonds, told he's been poisoned and has only a few days to live, tries to find out whether to take the bankers offer or to open the box
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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The shoutist - A dying auctioneer spends his last days looking for a way to die with a minimum of pain and a maximum of dignity
Sodden death - A disgraced former fireman takes on a group of terrorists holding the Vice President and others hostage during the seventh game of the Water Polo Cup finals
Logans rub - An idyllic sci-fi future has one major drawback: massages must end at 30
Bringing out the Bead - Frank Pierce is a paramedic working Gotham's Hell's Kitchen. He's become burned out and haunted by visions of the jewellery he stole from the people he tried to save
Sodden death - A disgraced former fireman takes on a group of terrorists holding the Vice President and others hostage during the seventh game of the Water Polo Cup finals
Logans rub - An idyllic sci-fi future has one major drawback: massages must end at 30
Bringing out the Bead - Frank Pierce is a paramedic working Gotham's Hell's Kitchen. He's become burned out and haunted by visions of the jewellery he stole from the people he tried to save
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,394
The Deer hurter
Pewter Pan
Bungle book
House whisperer
Pewter Pan
Bungle book
House whisperer
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Lead Pool - Dirty Harry Callahan must stop a sick secret contest to see who can build the best swimming pool using only Lead to construct it
Shaw - George Bernard Shaw sets a series of deadly puzzles
The thin red lino - In World War II, the outcome of the battle of Guadalcanal will strongly influence the Japanese's advance into the pacific. A group of young soldiers are brought in to lay lino in the troops barracks as a relief for the battle-weary Marine units
Talladega Knights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - #1 Jouster Ricky Bobby stays atop the heap thanks to a pact with his best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton, Jr. But when a French Knight makes his way up the ladder, Ricky Bobby's talent and devotion are put to the test
Shaw - George Bernard Shaw sets a series of deadly puzzles
The thin red lino - In World War II, the outcome of the battle of Guadalcanal will strongly influence the Japanese's advance into the pacific. A group of young soldiers are brought in to lay lino in the troops barracks as a relief for the battle-weary Marine units
Talladega Knights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - #1 Jouster Ricky Bobby stays atop the heap thanks to a pact with his best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton, Jr. But when a French Knight makes his way up the ladder, Ricky Bobby's talent and devotion are put to the test
Barman - The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his job in a bar with his first customer being the clownishly homicidal Joker.
Hostbusters - Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique party-host removal service.
The Silence of the Lamps - A young FBI cadet must confide in an incarcerated and manipulative bulb fitter to receive his help on catching an electrician who does some work on the side.
Wayne’s Wold - Two slacker friends try to promote their show about a range of hills consisting of open country overlying limestone or chalk.
Hostbusters - Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique party-host removal service.
The Silence of the Lamps - A young FBI cadet must confide in an incarcerated and manipulative bulb fitter to receive his help on catching an electrician who does some work on the side.
Wayne’s Wold - Two slacker friends try to promote their show about a range of hills consisting of open country overlying limestone or chalk.
The Perfect Store - An unusually brilliant shop catches some commercial fishermen unaware and puts them in mortal danger.
Mr. & Mr. Smith - A bored gay couple are surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other.
The Da Vinci Cod - A murder inside the Louvre and clues in Da Vinci paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery protected by a secret society for two thousand years -- which could shake the foundations of cod-fishing.
The Hanover - A comedy centred around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him. They eventually find themselves in a gastro-pub in Queens Park Road.
Mr. & Mr. Smith - A bored gay couple are surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other.
The Da Vinci Cod - A murder inside the Louvre and clues in Da Vinci paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery protected by a secret society for two thousand years -- which could shake the foundations of cod-fishing.
The Hanover - A comedy centred around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him. They eventually find themselves in a gastro-pub in Queens Park Road.
brakespear
Doctor Worm
Schindler's Lint.
Cats and Hogs - A look at the top-secret, high-tech espionage war going on between cats and various mammals of the family Suidae, which includes the domesticated pig as well as wild species, such as the boar and the wart hog.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
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The green milk
Field of Reams - An Iowa corn farmer, hearing voices, interprets them as a command to store paper in reams (formerly 480 sheets, now 500 sheets or, in a printer's ream, 516 sheets), in his fields.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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24 Dour party people - In 1976, Gordon Brown sets up Factory Records and brings Manchester's music to the world
Twelve Minkeys - In a future world devastated by disease, Inspector Clouseau is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human population on the planet
Twelve Minkeys - In a future world devastated by disease, Inspector Clouseau is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human population on the planet
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Vast man standing - An extremely obese drifting gunslinger-for-hire finds himself in the middle of an ongoing war between the Irish and Italian mafia in a Prohibition era ghost town
Din City
Din City
The Fir - Football hooligans organize themselves into trees, which are a genus of 48–55 species of evergreen conifers in the family Pinaceae, that represent their favourite team.
The Natty Professor - Grossly overweight Prof. Sherman Klump, desperate to lose weight takes a special chemical that turns him into dapper Buddy Love.
Tomorrow Lever Dies - James Bond heads to stop a media mogul's plan to kill a former English cricketer who played in 17 Tests and 10 ODIs from 1970 to 1975.
The Natty Professor - Grossly overweight Prof. Sherman Klump, desperate to lose weight takes a special chemical that turns him into dapper Buddy Love.
Tomorrow Lever Dies - James Bond heads to stop a media mogul's plan to kill a former English cricketer who played in 17 Tests and 10 ODIs from 1970 to 1975.