Film titles that would be IMPROVED by adding, removing or channging ONE letter

[The Brighton Bear]

Jurassic Pork – During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur pig exhibits to run amok.

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Dope - Luke Skywalker leaves his home planet, teams up with other rebels, and tries to save Princess Leia from the evil clutches of the very stupid Darth Vader

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Cones - Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé Amidala while his teacher, Obi-Wan Kenobi, makes an investigation of a separatist assassination attempt on Padmé which leads to the discovery of a secret Mr Whippy van.

Kung Flu Panda - In the Valley of Peace, Po the Panda finds himself chosen as the Dragon Warrior despite the fact that he is obese and is in bed suffering from flu.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Pre-daters - A team of naive teenage School girls, on a mission in a Central American mall, find themselves being stalked and hunted by horny teenage boys leading them to fight off their advances but are slowly picked up one by one.

Tax driver - A mentally unstable Vietnam war veteran works as nighttime tax rate policy setter in a city whose perceived decadence and sleaze feeds his urge to violently lash out, attempting to save a teenage prostitute in the process

Pity of God - God demonstrates his sympathetic nature towards the poor and unfortunate souls in one of Brazils slums.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Brade - Wesley Snipes plays a Japanese vampire killer
11 Rillington Place - John Hurt stars as the next door neighbour

 

[Guy Fawkes]

In the name of the farter - Man's coerced confession to a bottom burp he didn't do imprisons his father as well; a British lawyer helps fight for their freedom

On the Waiterfront - An ex-prize fighter turned Commis-chef struggles to stand up to his corrupt restaurant bosses

The **** for Red October - In 1984, the USSR's best submarine captain in their newest sub decides to violate orders and heads for the USA. Is he trying to defect, or just seeking to escape from an unbearable crew member while they are away on shore leave?

- Won't let me use the word, so swap the first letter of the word to a C

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Meet the Barents - Ben Stiller visits the arctic ocean

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Iron Van – When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build a van after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.

The Day The Hearth Stood Still – A sci-fi film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth and find that a brick-lined fireplace is not doing anything.

Yes Manx – A guy challenges himself to say "yes" to everything for an entire year in a self-governing British Crown Dependency, located in the Irish Sea between the islands of Great Britain and Ireland.

Fantastic Fur: Rise of the Silver Surfer - The fur doesn’t seem to be that fantastic when the furry one learns that his fur isn’t the only super-fur in the universe. There is a furry square off against the powerful Silver Surfer and the planet-eating (and furry-eating) Galactus

 

[Lankyseagull]

Resevoir Bogs - A film full of sh*t
What Flies Beneath - High altitude action
The Sixth Lense - Featuring dead people in an opticians
A Listful of Dollars - Documentary about an American Bank collapse
The Food, The Bad and The Ugly - Sequel to The Incredible Bulk
Slade - The story of a Birmingham based band aiming for a Christmas No. 1
Enema of the State - A journey into the NHS
Carry on Lamping - The little known sequel to Watership Down

 

[R. Slicker]

The dead Poo - go ahead punk

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

The Exorcyst - A priest investigates Linda Blairs' fatty tissue

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Bellraiser - Evil campanologists come to tear your soul apart
Weekend at Berties - Andrew McCarthy spends Saturday and Sunday locked in a liquorice factory
Who Flamed Roger Rabbit? - The lovable talking bunny gets bar-b-qued
Three Men and A Little Lada - Tom Selleck and co get stuck with an irritating eastern european car

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Barrie - Peter Pan author JM Barrie, is an abused author with telekinetic powers who gets pushed too far on one special night

Pulp Friction - The lives of two mob hit men, a boxer, a gangster's wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption during a visit to a paper mill

Wall:s - In the distant future, a small waste collecting sausage inadvertently embarks on a space journey that will ultimately decide the fate of mankind

Carp - A hot-shot fish named Lightning McQueen gets waylaid in Radiator Springs, where he finds the true meaning of friendship and family

Brave Hart - The Gary Hart life story

 

[Guy Fawkes]

District 69

High Loon

The beer hunter

Gone with the Wino

The Wags of Fear

The Crapes of Wrath

The Mild Bunch

Big Fist

Mystic Rivet

 

[The Brighton Bear]

American Pi - Four teenage boys enter a pact to describe a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius, and also lose their virginity by prom night.

The Lass Samurai – A Scottish military advisor embraces the Samurai culture she was hired to destroy after she is captured in battle.

A Loom with a View - When Lucy Honeychurch and chaperone Charlotte Bartlett find themselves weaving in Florence with rooms without views, fellow guests Mr Emerson and son George step in to remedy the situation. Meeting the Emersons could change Lucy's life forever but, once back in England, how will her experiences in Tuscany affect her methods of using a device used to weave cloth?

Redknobs and Broomsticks - An apprentice witch, 3 kids and a cynical conman search for the missing component to a magic spell useful to the defence of Britain and a cure for a rather awkward soreness.

 

[Hiney]

The Green Mule - A heart-warming tale of a slightly bilious donkey

Timmy - Ground-breaking Rock Opera documenting the sad, lonely life of an out of work insurance salesman

Kev - Iconic film from the 60s, starring 'the boy who went to Falmer'

Parkys - Chat show host is cloned and then sent to University in America, where they wreak havoc in the Frat Houses

Dwaynes World - Walter Mitty meets Ginger body-builder in this tale of romance among the world of the celebrity Chimney Sweep.

School of Cock - An alternative take on the education system in Sussex, taking in a 'no holds barred' look behind the scenes of the Kemp Town Academy

 

[Captain Haddock]

Insertion

One letter only, Ev

 

[Captain Haddock]

The Man in the White Shit - Alec Guinness's touching homage to stepping in 1970s dog poo.

Haha....yes what was all that albino poop all about anyway!??!

 

[The Brighton Bear]

The Hay We Were - Two desperate people have a wonderful romance, but their political views and convictions regarding dried grass drive them apart.

Northeast Passage - Langdon Towne and Hunk Marriner join Major Rogers' Rangers and then realise they have gone the wrong way.

King Solomon's Milnes - Fortune hunter Allan Quatermain teams up with a resourceful woman to help her find her missing father lost in the wilds of 1900s Africa while being pursued by an English author, best known for his books about the teddy bear Winnie-the-Pooh and for various children's poems.

Lady and the Ramp - The romantic tale of a sheltered uptown Cocker Spaniel dog and an inclined plane which is a flat surface whose endpoints are at different heights.

The Hen Commandments – Chickens learn their place in life.

Jailhouse Cock - After serving time for manslaughter, young Vince Everett becomes a teenage cock star.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Beauty and the Feast – Pretty girl gets fat.

Shaving Private Ryan - Following the Normandy Landings, a group of US soldiers go behind enemy lines to remove the facial hair from a paratrooper whose brothers have been killed in action.

The Wild Brunch - An aging group of outlaws look for one last portmanteau of breakfast and lunch as the "traditional" American West is disappearing around them.

Cat on a Hot Tin Poof - Brick, a homosexual, alcoholic ex-football player, drinks his days away and resists the affections of his wife, Maggie. His reunion with his father, Big Daddy, who is dying of cancer, jogs a host of memories and revelations for both father and son.

 

[Here's Johnny!]

Falice in Wonderland

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Lush Hour 2 - Carter and Lee head to Hong Kong for vacation, but become embroiled in a massive boozing session.