Film titles that would be IMPROVED by adding, removing or channging ONE letter

[Guy Fawkes]

Krill Bill - A shrimp-like marine crustacean wakes up after a long coma. The baby that she carried before entering the coma is gone. The only thing on her mind is to have revenge on the assassination team that betrayed her - a team she was once part of.

Modfather - Paul Weller stars as the aging patriarch of an organized crime dynasty transfers control of his clandestine empire to his reluctant son

Bills of fury - Down-and-out former professional ping-pong phenom, Randy Daytona, is sucked into a maelstrom when FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and win, and to smoke out his father's killer -- arch-fiend Feng, all while paying for his utility bills and other costs of living

Love's Labour's Post

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The Bodfather - He will make you an offer you can't refuse

 

[SUIYHP]

Broke-back mountin'

well it fits.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Enter the Dragoon (x-rated)

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Crease - Good girl Sandy and trouser-creaser Danny fell in love over the summer. But when they unexpectedly discover they're now in the same trouser-pressing company, will they be able to rekindle their romance?

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Independence Gay - The gays are coming and their goal is to invade the orifices of Man. Fighting superior technology, Man's best weapon is what they want.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Porn on the 4th of July
Porn free
Gorillas in the miss
Diving miss Daisy

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Fox and the Hund - The film tells the story of two unlikely friends, a red fox named Tod and Friedrich Hermann Hund, a German physicist from Karlsruhe known for his work on atoms and molecules. They struggle to preserve their friendship despite their emerging instincts and the surrounding social pressures demanding them to be adversaries.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Bach to Bataan - World War II action, The US Army's defense of its Philippines colony and the allied Malay countries/colonies behind it counted on its island fortress of Corregidor on Luzon - but lose it in the 6 May 1942 Classical music fans combined forces attack

Slowgirls - A young drifter with special needs, named Nomi, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls

The Frog - A Northern California fishing town, built 100 years ago over an old leper colony, is the target for revenge by a killer frog containing zombie-like ghosts seeking revenge for their deaths

Align - A mining ship, investigating a suspected SOS, lands on a distant planet. The crew discovers some strange creatures and are then terrorised by its need to have everything lined up correctly

Day of the triffics - A shower of meteorites produces a glow that blinds anyone that looks at it. As it was such a beautiful sight, most people were watching, and as a consequence, 99% of the population go blind. Del Boy Trotter then preys on the victims with more dodgy deals and shoddy merchandise

Hostbusters - Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique host removal service

 

[shoreham moonraker]

Small Faeces
The Wife Aquatic
Prick up your Arse
A Cock and Bull Tory
Whats up Tiger Willy

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Around the world in 80 DIYs - A bet pits a British inventor, a Chinese thief, and a French artist on a worldwide adventure that they can circle the globe in 80 DIY projects

Gothman prophecies - A Goth is drawn to a small West Virginia town to investigate a series of strange events, including psychic visions and the appearance of bizarre entities

The Weeding crashers - John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed Gardeners who sneak into Garden Centres to take advantage of unsuspecting horticulturalists.

Maximum overdrivel - Another Stephen King horror movie

In the line of mire

The gruel sea - The World War II adventures of a British convoy escort ship and its officers as they battle there way through an ocean of thin porridge

 

[Guy Fawkes]

City of Gob - Two boys growing up in a vocal neighborhood of Rio de Janeiro take different paths: one becomes a photographer, the other a drug dealer.

Greek Street - A wrongfully expelled Harvard undergrad moves to Athens, where he is introduced to the violent underworld of football hooliganism

Young Guts - A group of young slaughterhouse men, led by Billy the Kid, become deputies to avenge the murder of the Abattoir owner who became their benefactor. But when Billy takes their authority too far, they become the hunted

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The Bids - Hitchcock thriller where a small Northern California town slowly gets the e-bay shopping bug and suddenly locals begin to outbid each other there in increasing numbers.

Full medal jacket - A Vietman war movie brought to life by Stanley Kubrick, where a group of men continue to win medals for their bravery and courage despite having run out of room on their uniform to pin them

Absolute powder - A career thief witnesses an illegal drug deal involving the U.S. President.

My big fat Green wedding - A young Greek woman falls in love with a green skinned alien and struggles to get her family to accept him.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Day of the triffics [/B]- A shower of meteorites produces a glow that blinds anyone that looks at it. As it was such a beautiful sight, most people were watching, and as a consequence, 99% of the population go blind. Del Boy Trotter then preys on the victims with more dodgy deals and shoddy merchandise

Very good!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Nightmare on Els Street - Freddy Kruger slashes up Ernie Els after a particularly boring round of golf

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Pale Cider – Clint Eastwood stars as a mysterious preacher who protects a humble prospector village from a greedy mining company trying to encroach on their farm which is famous for its very light coloured cider

Coogan’s Fluff - Coogan, an Arizona cop, is sent to New York to collect a prisoner who has a particularly immature growth of facial hair.

For a Few Collars More - Two bounty hunters with completely different intentions team up to track down a Western tailor.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Hair Force 1 - A bad day for the US President's Wig maker as he decided to undergo a hair transplant procedure

Dawn of the dad
Day of the Dad
Night of the living dad - George A. Romero horror trilogy focusing on the rise in the amount of embarrassment caused to their children by fathers everywhere.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang - Dick Van Dyke holds an orgy in the back of his old car

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The Wank job - Martine offers Terry a lead on a foolproof bank hit on London's Baker Street. She targets a roomful of safe deposit boxes worth millions in cash and jewelry. But Terry and his crew don't realize the boxes also contain a treasure trove of dirty magazines

 

[The Brighton Bear]

The Wank job - Martine offers Terry a lead on a foolproof bank hit on London's Baker Street. She targets a roomful of safe deposit boxes worth millions in cash and jewelry. But Terry and his crew don't realize the boxes also contain a treasure trove of dirty magazines

Another winner!