The Silence Of The Limbs - a female police detective successfully avoids clicking the bones in her legs as she stands up after probing the mind of a mass-murderer
Bad Day At Black Cock - (I'll leave this one to DannySeagull's imagination!!!)
To Have And Have Snot - Lauren Bacall plays a femme fatale with a particularly annoying cold
The Fabulous Beaker Boys - Brotherly conflict after sex distracts one of the talented plastic-drinking-vessel-playing siblings
Trading Palaces - bankrupt nobodies become the play thing of eccenric businessmen
The Italian Sob - documentary following Italy's 2010 World Cup campaign
The Ruining Man - sex maniac thrust into deadly game show of lust
f*** Rogers - our erstwhile intergalactic hero of the future takes it bad!
Pam's Labyrinth - a middle aged shop manager gets lost in her stock room
City Of Cod - everyone risks a battering in the Brazilian favelas
Bunfight At The OK Corral - carnage as almost all the main characters get bunned down at the climax of the film (except Wyatt Burp)
The Man Who Shit Liberty Valance - When U.S food disagrees with you!
Around The World In 80 Gays - Documentary starring Graham Norton
28 Gays Later - a man awakes in a post-apocalyptic world that's been turned upside-down and he has discovered a rather sore sensation
Cueless - Ronnie O'Sulivan suffers teenage angst in mid-America!
Brush Hour - Jackie Chan wreaks comedy havoc in a hardware store
ShellBoy - huge red super hero guy discovers his secret....his father was a snail!
The Stink - Redford and Newman shit themselves when an elaborate card scam goes wrong
Thunderballs - Sean Connery....say no more!
Live And Let Dine - James Corden gets the 007 gig!
Mend It Like Beckham - a girl defies her Indian family to fulfill her dream of becoming a mechanic - just like her mentor Frank Beckham from East 'Am
Bland Runner - Alan Shearer dashes about town trying to discover if he's human or really an android....hmmmmm!
The Texas Chairsaw Massacre - a furniture-hating maniac goes balistic in a popular out of town retailers
Rebel Without A Pause - 50s hearthrob James Dean just won't shut up!
Carface - Cuban-American gangster will carve up anyone who sniggers at his Ford Focus features
The Lives Of Otters - Stasi operatives listen in on some suspicious looking East German fish-eating mammals
9 1/2 Geeks - 10 nerds including a dwarf get a bit cheeky with some veg and micro chips
Wreakfast At Tiffanys - a man is haunted by the enigmatic charms of a lady, but her appartment's radiators are stuck on just TOO high a setting!
BT - A dramatic account of one man's struggle to wire up a street and carry a message of triumph against adversity with support from USA's most famous confectionist to supply special effects.
A Man Of No Impotence - Pele reprises his screen career
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang - (another one for Danny)
Ince Option - Leonardo DiCaprio can change Paul Ince's managerial dreams for him