[Film] Film or TV lines you use in your everyday lives

[The Clamp]

Anytime someone tries to explain something complicated…

 

[The Clamp]

Also


“People listen to Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people, Jeremy”

Gets used a fair bit at work. Usually shortened to “Coldplay and Nazis”.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Poncho: You're hit man, you're bleeding.
Blane: I 'ain't got time to bleed.

An exchange from 'Predator'

I did once manage to genuinely use the Blane line once, but it's a bit of a long story.

 

[darkwolf666]

Don’t push me is First Blood and it’s a misquote.

He says “don’t push it. Don’t push it or I’ll give you a war you won’t believe. Let it go”.

Sorry. Pedant.

Look, you pedant, “don’t push it/me”…

 

[John1066]

Ahh Bollocks !
Ahh double Bollocks !
Oz , Auf Wiedersehen Pet

 

[Albion in the north]

When our last dog died, we said that instead of having another one, we would feed the dogs (4 legged variety) that come in to our shop. Whenever someone has been in with a particularly small dog, I always say to my wife "Its not rat, its hamster".
It amuses me even more because she was brought up in Ukraine and has never watched Fawlty Towers.

 

[Triggaaar]

I'm going to have to cheat slightly here. This isn't quite a line from TV, it's a line from bad lip-syncing of a line on TV.

Sara from MAFS Aus says 'Have you cheated on your partner?'

Bad lip-syncing changes this to 'Have you had cheese on a burger?'

When making burgers, we (being so hilarious) change it to 'Do you want cheese on your burger?' (complete with Aussie accent)

 

[veuve]

Rack off bouncer.

 

[Questions]

“Whatever it is I’m against it”