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Minge

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Jan 3, 2005
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TWAT!

Did anyone hear it today? I was driving to Stoke and just after 11.30 the panellists were discussing who was the most obnoxious club chairman, and one of them went off on how foul Simon Jordan is and finished off by calling him a TWAT on air. Absolutely priceless!:ohmy:
 




Spicy

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Dec 18, 2003
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He obviously thinks he's the bees knees because he always wears those sunglasses - maybe one for "Who makes your skin crawl" thread.
 


Titanic

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That was priceless - the journo's were really slagging him off as being an unpleasant twat!!

Quality radio :lolol:
 


Spicy

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Problem is he is a rich unpleasant twat!!
 


Minge

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You can download it on the Radio 5 live site and Dominic Holland still says TWAT, Steve Bunce describes Jordan as 'a displeasure to meet' and 'odious':jester:
 






Spicy

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I think the words "odious" and "twat" could probably describe most of the Palace crowd.
 


Titanic

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The Delia bit and other chairman stuff starts about 32 minutes into the show - and it is VERY FUNNY !!! :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

Chrystal Plalace's very own suave 'Del Boy' Simon Jordan... he's a proper offensive man... he's a vile human being!

:clap2: :clap: :clap2:
 
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Titanic

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"Tell Pierre I need a trim"

"Tell Marcie to have the Gucci suit with the white shirt"

"Simon Jordan is a complete..."

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 


Braders

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Jul 15, 2003
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i can think of a better word then twat ....


but in NSC talk it comes out as **** :dunce:
 


SJ's Love Monkey

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Titanic said:
The Delia bit and other chairman stuff starts about 32 minutes into the show - and it is VERY FUNNY !!! :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

Chrystal Plalace's very own suave 'Del Boy' Simon Jordan... he's a proper offensive man... he's a vile human being!

:clap2: :clap: :clap2:

You obviously know him well then TIT-anic? How the feck can you call someone a vile human being having never met them? Hilarious :lolol: You read the super soaraway and the Daily Star too much son
 




Minge

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AJ, I think Titanic was directly quoting Steve Bunce from yesterdays program.

I have never met Hitler or Harold Shipman, but still don't think I would want them round for tea!
 


Titanic

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AJ's Love Monkey said:
How the feck can you call someone a vile human being having never met them?

They are quotes from Steve Bunce and co - who have met him and obviously DESPISE him.

Have you listened to it ? Just follow the link above. The fun starts about 32 mins in!

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 
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Bwian

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Jul 14, 2003
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Titanic said:
They are quotes from Steve Bunce and co - who have met him and obviously DESPISE him.

Have you listened to it ? Just follow the link above. The fun starts about 32 mins in!

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

Fantastic stuff...so glad it wasn't a Brighton fan saying that about Jordan...makes it even funnier:clap2: Clearly our Phalarse lover doesn't like the opinions of people who HAVE met the TWAT (not my words:lolol: ).
 




Bluejuice

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Sep 2, 2004
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I wanna listen to the show but that constant bell sound is really anoying and interrupts the talk every few seconds drowning out the talk and giving me a headache.

Surely it is unnecessary
 




Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
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i went to school with his nephew .
 






Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
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nah , he was alright , wasn't into football:)
 


SJ's Love Monkey

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Titanic said:
They are quotes from Steve Bunce and co - who have met him and obviously DESPISE him.

Have you listened to it ? Just follow the link above. The fun starts about 32 mins in!

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

I agree Simon Jordan does come across as an arrogant wide boy and i can understand that people would think he was a total titwank, but to call someone a vile human being is a totally different entity isn't it? I mean the geezer isn't feckin Hitler or Pol Pot is he for gawd's sake! :ohmy:
 


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