Fictitious and joyous report from Oldham v Brighton

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

If you fancy a giggle, a pal of mine was dispatched to Boundary Park on Saturday to report back on the match. He didn't go, but he did send in this report which is, quite possibly, even better than the real thing:

Oldham Athletic v Brighton & Hove Albion

Enjoy!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Marvellous!

LOL'd all the way through.

 

[brakespear]

I enjoyed that, thanks for posting

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Lovely. That's how I saw it, too

 

[severnside gull]

should work for the argus..................in fact maybe he already does

 

[Seagull Steve]

Very good piece that. lol.

 

[ngood77]

Disgraceful fraud this, the Daiquiris were banana.

Great stuff

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

Cheers for all those comments. I've passed them all onto the author, who will in fact be attending, and writing about the away game at Rochdale. One for the notebook.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Enjoyed that, thanks

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Splendid work - I like a little colour in a match report. Would have been nice to have included the late night screening times at the Oldham Gaumont Picture House and which chemist's open on Sunday, but hey I'm quibbling.

 

[narly101]

top work - ruined a joyless morning that did

 

[Hotchilidog]

Absolutely brilliant