Ferris Bueller's day off

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Gullflyinghigh

Registered User
Apr 23, 2012
4,279
I'd use my elbows or something. Still worth it :)
'Come here my love, I wish to caress your chee*thud*...I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that, let me have a look at i*thud*, why oh why did I give up my hands? Why?!'

This is of course assuming that you don't replace your hands with hooks or other somesuch implement, that little play would be far more squelchy.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
52,738
Goldstone
What country do you think this is?
 




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