Fernando Torres out !!!!

[The Lemming Stomper]

Of the 7.30 Chepstow (non-runner)

 

[Giraffe]

Jesus Christ don't do that. I've picked him in my fantasy football team and would have suffered major stick from the guy at work who says its a shit selection.

 

[Uncle C]

I think I just split my sides. f***ing hilarious just like all the other similar posts.