Favourite "Sweating like a........." one liner

[Smirko]

I'll start you off with "Sweating like a dyslexic at a countdown audition!"

 

[bomber130]

Sweating like Anne frank in a loft

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Sweating like a crap thread starter

 

[Keith Patel]

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?306263-I-m-sweating-like-a&highlight=sweating+like

 

[Normal Rob]

Not sweating but my favourite similar phrase at the moment has to be 'moved quicker than Justin Fletcher wiping his hard drive'

 

[Smirko]

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?306263-I-m-sweating-like-a&highlight=sweating+like

Oops missed this one!

 

[EDS]

Sweating like a turkey who caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him.

 

[poidy]

Sweating like Vanessa Feltz on a treadmill

 

[poidy]

Sweating like Joseph Fritzl at a family reunion

 

[supaseagull]

Sweating like a bollock in a vasectomy clinic

 

[8ace]

Sweating like a person in a sauna.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

...the last remaining Bee Gee

 

[EDS]

Like a Muslim at passport control

 

[Grombleton]

Like Ian Huntley in a bathroom.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Like a paedophile in a playground

 

[Baldseagull]

Not a sweating one but I heard someone say of Arjen Robben that he goes down more easily than a Granny on an icy pavement.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Sweating like a 70s bbc radio presenter

 

[The Kid Frankie]

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Sweating like Joseph Fritzl at a family reunion

Sweating like Fritzl on MTV cribs

 

[Bean]

Sweating like Jimmy Carr at the tax office