Favourite Simpsons Episode

[Lady Whistledown]

There is so much to like about this episode.


Mulder: There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the
heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away.

Scully: Well... gee, Mulder, there's also this report of a shipment of
drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.

Mulder: [scoffs] I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.





Scully: Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie
detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just
answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
*polygraph explodes*

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Cape Feare is also quality. Can't beat the scene where Sideshow Bob treads on all the random discarded rakes.

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[Mr Burns]

A close call between Mr Plow, Deep Space Homer and Cape Feare.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A close call between Mr Plow, Deep Space Homer and Cape Feare.

Oooh, yes...

"Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over — 'conquered', if you will — by a master race of giant space ants.

It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Oooh, yes...

"Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over — 'conquered', if you will — by a master race of giant space ants.

It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

That episode was on C4 the other day - just brilliant!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I could list dozens, to be fair.

SimpsoncallifragilisticexpialiDOHcious?

Shary: If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run,
Don't pout, don't sob,
Just do a half-assed job!

If... you... cut every corner
It is really not so bad,
Everybody does it,
Even mom and dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad,
Bart: It's the American way!

Shary: The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.
Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Shary: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat!
Apu: For meat!
Shary: And milk!
Apu: And milk!
Shary & Apu: From 1984!

Shary: If... you... cut every corner,
You'll have more time for play,
Shary & the family: It's the American waaaaay!

 

[Djmiles]

Girlie Edtion

The one where Homer gets a helper monkey, and Bart and Lisa get their own TV programme for kids.

Best......Episode.......EVER!

(See my avatar for Mojo the Helper Monkey!)

 

[the slow norris]

Cape Feare is also quality. Can't beat the scene where Sideshow Bob treads on all the random discarded rakes.

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

Thwackkk!

"Grrrrrrrrr"

was my favourite for many a year until i saw the episode when the went to australia.....


[Bart flicks a pocket knife open and closed repeatedly]
Man: You call that a knife? _This_ is a knife.
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
Man: All right, all right, you win, heh. I see you've played
Knifey-Spooney before.

or.....

Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo. Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere.
They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all
over the malonga gilderchuck.
Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".


love it

 

[southstandandy]

Homer the heretic - when Homer stays away from church for the day and then nearly burns the house down.

 

[SuperMario]

23 Short Films About Springfield - includes the Pulp Fiction bits

Favourite is probably the Troy McClure Planet of the Apes one with references to his unusualfetish. My favourite lines are when Fat Tony and his henchman are talking:

Henchman: I thought you said he was dead
Fat Tony: No, I said he sleeps with the fishes

Troy: Get your hands of me you dirty ape
Apes: *shocked* he can talk he can talk
Troy: i can sing
Ape: oh help me Dr. Zeaius
*drums*
Apes: Dr. Zeaius Dr. Zeaius
do do do do
Apes: Dr. Zeaius Dr. Zeaius
do do do do
Apes: Dr. Zeaius Dr. Zeaius OH Dr. Zeaius
Troy: whats wrong with me?
Dr. Zeaius:I think your crazy
Troy: i want a second opnion
Dr. Zeaius: Your also lazy

i cba to type anymore xD

 

[SuperMario]

Girlie Edtion

The one where Homer gets a helper monkey, and Bart and Lisa get their own TV programme for kids.

Best......Episode.......EVER!

(See my avatar for Mojo the Helper Monkey!)

Mojo what has he done to you

mojo types

Pray for mojo

 

[surrey jim]

Monorail

 

[gripper stebson]

23 Short Films About Springfield - includes the Pulp Fiction bits

Favourite is probably the Troy McClure Planet of the Apes one with references to his unusualfetish. My favourite lines are when Fat Tony and his henchman are talking:

Henchman: I thought you said he was dead
Fat Tony: No, I said he sleeps with the fishes

Song from the Planet of the Apes musical...

Troy, "Can I play the piano anymore?"

Apes "Of course you can, of course you can."

Troy "That's strange, I couldn't before..."

 

[pasty]

The episode where Homer gets caught drinking and driving. Includes three of my favourite Simpsons quotes:

Marge: Oh my God, Homer is DOA
Chief Wiggum: Oh no, it was DWI, I always get those 2 mixed up.
Another woman: Uh, my husband was caught DWI
Chief Wiggum: Uuuum, I'm at lunch, see that officer over there

Homer song:
When I was 17
I drank a very good beer
I drank a very good beer
I purchased with a fake id
My name was Brian McGhee
We stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17

And when Homer is allowed to drink again:
Marge: Look Homer, you saved over 100 dollars
Homer: Yoiks! Thanks Marge, I'm going to Moes, send the kids to bed, I'm coming back loaded.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

marge: quick homer, perform CPR

homer: i see a bad moon rising

 

[SuperMario]

Monorail

Marge: Homer, there's someone here to help you.

Homer: Is it Batman?

Marge: No, its a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist?!

Marge: It's not Batman!

 

[Frutos]

marge: quick homer, perform CPR

homer: i see a bad moon rising

 

[Lankyseagull]

Homer the Great

Homer joins the Stonecutters and is found to be the "chosen one".

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the Metric System down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Altantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!


Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!


Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!


"And now the final ordeal: the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles".

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Mr Sparkle: "I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
Out of my way all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die. Can you do any less?"


Woman #1 "What a brave corporate logo. I accept the challenge of Mr Sparkle!"

Woman #2 "Awesoma power!"

Voiceover: "For lucky best wash, use Mr Sparkle!"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Luke Skywalker episode:

"Use The Forks Homer!!"