Favourite method of contraception?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Pearl Necklace for me.

 

[Taybha]

sky plus

 

[element]

My personality normally does the trick

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Beer. And lots of it.

 

[Adopted Brightonian]

Pill, means I have to do f*** all, and still get to cum inside her.



Not really the sort of thing I ever thought I'd post on a football forum, ha.

 

[Sweeney Todd]

The Duckworth-Lewis Method.

 

[porkdog]

Big fan of the withdrawal, spurting my guts all up her back

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Being married for over 20 years is a surefire method of contraception.

 

[ali jenkins]

I dont use contraception but my girlfriend does!

 

[Gully]

The Duckworth-Lewis Method.

That must surely qualify as coitus interruptus...it has ruined many a good cricket match!

 

[BensGrandad]

Put a ring on her finger and the answer is the required contraception. No go to sleep or read your paper.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I dont use contraception but my girlfriend does!

I just take the bag off her head

 

[element]

Put a ring on her finger and the answer is the required contraception. No go to sleep or read your paper.

Must be you, as she never says that to me

 

[little al]

My mate asked me once if I practised safe sex. I replied "of course I do, I ALWAYS give a false name and address"

 

[hart's shirt]

Reading NSC.

 

[dougdeep]

The snip.