Favourite lines from Harry Hill

[Brighton Breezy]

"When will Walkers learn, its green for cheese and onion..green"

"What is it about shoe repairers that makes them so good at cutting keys?"

"I'l have these shoes repaired, a key cut..and a trophy while Im at it"

"ooh you like the lining Sir, oh yes you like the lining, it dazzles and it excites"

 

[The Large One]

'That's the thing about heroin... very more-ish'

 

[REDLAND]

"Whats this" (holds hand with fingers pointing upwards)

"A dead one of these" (holds fingers facing downwards)

I didn't breath for 20 mins after first seeing him do that

 

[FamilyGuy]

"Whats this" (holds hand with fingers pointing upwards)

"A dead one of these" (holds fingers facing downwards)

I didn't breath for 20 mins after first seeing him do that

Yeh, that was always one of my favourites when Tommy Cooper first started using it - about 20 years ago..

 

[Brovion]

Well said Family Guy. What is it about Harry Hill? Not only is he extremely unoriginal he is the least funny 'comedy person' on TV - and that's saying something. If I'd wanted a 5th rate Harry Worth I'd have asked for one.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I have never 'got' what is funny about Harry Hill - is it me or the silly glasses and turned up collar are simply a weak attempt to cover up for the fact that he's just not that good.

Papa

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

No, Chi Chi, No! No more bamboo!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Never liked any of his previous stand-up but I love TV Burp, its must see TV in the Shabadoo household.

 

[rool]

I always like the bit at the end of his shows where he gets chased around by scantily clad ladies. phwooooaaarrrrr

 

[the full harris]

I never used to like him. He always seemed too interested in badgers!! However, I watched that TV Burp thing for the first time yesterday and it is really funny. I always saw it on the tv guide but thought it wuld be rubbish because he is not that good and it is on a Sunday afternoon but it was bloody brilliant and he really made me laugh.

 

[Biscuit]

Never liked any of his previous stand-up but I love TV Burp, its must see TV in the Shabadoo household.

All TV comedians are scripted. Its nothing to do with wether your funny.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

All TV comedians are scripted. Its nothing to do with wether your funny.

All plays are scripted. Some of them are good, some aren't. Mostly it depends on the actors.

Harry Hill writes his own scripts with a team of about three other people, by the way.

 

[Grin]

"Bad boy, dirty boy, in your bed"

Made me laugh anyway

 

[US Seagull]

"What is it about shoe repairers that makes them so good at cutting keys?"

He appeared in the US a few years back on Letterman, but I don't think the american audience got it at all. It was a little painful to watch....

 

[JEM]

"Goodnight."

 

[Jam The Man]

"Goodnight."

Ditto