[Help] Favourite condom?

[herecomesaregular]

If it doesn't sit comfortably, you might want to try a size down?

Touche but that ain't the issue! Maybe I just got too used to bareback over the years.

 

[Questions]

The cheese I sort of get, but the onion...?

He’s a sick f*****. Just leave it schmunk....

 

[Questions]

My wife worked in a pharmacy when we met and was impressed that I asked for ‘extra extra extra extra large condoms’

On our first date she realised I had a stutter