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The man buying his house says " you've got your banter worked out" BA replies " this is a different thing its spontanous and its called wit" superb 
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favourite BLACKADDER quote of all time???
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Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Wibble!
The Large One
Who's Next?
Blackadder: So, what are my chances?
George: Well, I'd say you were about as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.
George: Well, I'd say you were about as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Or Captain Rum:
"Long on beard, short on legs"
Or:
"You have a woman's purse"
"Long on beard, short on legs"
Or:
"You have a woman's purse"
Brady's Old Lady said:
From the same scene...
"Any woman that can suffer-a-jet movement gets my vote!"
bobbyzee
New member
" Baldrick, do you know what irony is? "
" Yeah...it's like goldy and bronzey, only it's made of iron"
" Yeah...it's like goldy and bronzey, only it's made of iron"
Brady's Old Lady
New member
Not sure if this is exact but - during the voyage around the world with Captain Rum -
Blackadder - Perhaps we should ask the crew.
Cpt Rum - Crew??
BA - Yes the Crew - isn't it standard practice to have a crew on a ship?
Cpt Rum - Well opinion is divided - everyone else says yes - I say no.
I think that was my favourite ever episode - Tom Baker was hysterical!
Blackadder - Perhaps we should ask the crew.
Cpt Rum - Crew??
BA - Yes the Crew - isn't it standard practice to have a crew on a ship?
Cpt Rum - Well opinion is divided - everyone else says yes - I say no.
I think that was my favourite ever episode - Tom Baker was hysterical!
Theatre of Trees
Well-known member
From the Bob episode
Blackadder: Doctor, I'm having a little trouble with my manservant
Doctor; Well pop it on the table and I'll have a look at it at.
Later on, on discovering Blackadder's feelings for 'Bob': You disgusting man. Well at least they'll be mor rampant totty available for us real men
Blackadder: Doctor, I'm having a little trouble with my manservant
Doctor; Well pop it on the table and I'll have a look at it at.
Later on, on discovering Blackadder's feelings for 'Bob': You disgusting man. Well at least they'll be mor rampant totty available for us real men
US Seagull
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My all time favorite from Blackadder II episode "Beer":
Percy: I must say, Edmund, it was jolly nice of you to ask me to share your breakfast before the rigours of the day begin.
Edmund: Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that, through learned discourse, he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
Percy: Yes, I've heard that.
Edmund: Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.
Percy: I must say, Edmund, it was jolly nice of you to ask me to share your breakfast before the rigours of the day begin.
Edmund: Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that, through learned discourse, he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
Percy: Yes, I've heard that.
Edmund: Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.
bobbyzee
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Flasheart: " ask me why i'm not wearing any underwear"
Everyone: " why aren't you wearing any underwear Lord Flasheart ?"
Flasheart " coz the pants haven't been built yet that can take the job on! "
LET'S DOOOOOOOOOOO IT !
Everyone: " why aren't you wearing any underwear Lord Flasheart ?"
Flasheart " coz the pants haven't been built yet that can take the job on! "
LET'S DOOOOOOOOOOO IT !
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Theatre of Trees
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moggy said:
A couple of lines on from that -
Percy: I did touch her once
Blackadder: You touched her once? I've never heard it called that before
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coach03
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I've got a plan so cunning, you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel..
Also the Flash one about treat your plane like your woman - tops!
Also the Flash one about treat your plane like your woman - tops!
Scoffers
Well-known member
from Blackadder goes fourth.
The plan is to continue with mass slaughter until everyone is dead apart from Lord Haig, Lady Haig, and their pet tortoise, Alan
The plan is to continue with mass slaughter until everyone is dead apart from Lord Haig, Lady Haig, and their pet tortoise, Alan
GVR
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Black Adder Goes Forth:
General Melchet after inspecting BAs troops - 'Fine body of men out there Black Adder'
BA - 'Yeeessss, shortly to become fine 'bodies' of men'.
General Melchet after inspecting BAs troops - 'Fine body of men out there Black Adder'
BA - 'Yeeessss, shortly to become fine 'bodies' of men'.
Benny Seagull
Active member
after they had been kinapped,
blackadder: oh my god, how embarassing...!!
Percy: Sorry I'm late!
Edmund: Oh, don't bother apologising. I'm sorry you're alive.
Aunt: Let us discuss your inheritance.
Edmund: Ah, yes, good. Erm, a little drink, first?
Aunt: Drink?! [slaps him twice] Wicked child!!! Drink is urine for the last leper in Hell!
Edmund: Oh, no, no -- this is only water. This is a house of simple purity.
Monk: (Monk enters, wearing a pair of comedy breasts. He rushes to the fireplace and vomits, then turns and begins to leave.)
Great booze-up, Edmund!
Aunt: Do you know that man?
Edmund: No...
Aunt: He called you `Edmund'...
Edmund: Oh, know him... oh, yes, I do.
Aunt: Then can you explain what he meant by 'great booze-up'?
Edmund: (After thinking very hard,) Yes, I can... My friend...is...a missionary...and...on his last visit abroad...brought back with him...the chief of a famous tribe... His name is Great Bu... He's been suffering from sleeping sickness...and he has obviously just woken...because, as you heard, "Great Bu's up"...
A Song by Blackadder
See the little goblin,
see his little feet.
And his little nosy-wose,
isn't the goblin sweet?
blackadder: oh my god, how embarassing...!!
Percy: Sorry I'm late!
Edmund: Oh, don't bother apologising. I'm sorry you're alive.
Aunt: Let us discuss your inheritance.
Edmund: Ah, yes, good. Erm, a little drink, first?
Aunt: Drink?! [slaps him twice] Wicked child!!! Drink is urine for the last leper in Hell!
Edmund: Oh, no, no -- this is only water. This is a house of simple purity.
Monk: (Monk enters, wearing a pair of comedy breasts. He rushes to the fireplace and vomits, then turns and begins to leave.)
Great booze-up, Edmund!
Aunt: Do you know that man?
Edmund: No...
Aunt: He called you `Edmund'...
Edmund: Oh, know him... oh, yes, I do.
Aunt: Then can you explain what he meant by 'great booze-up'?
Edmund: (After thinking very hard,) Yes, I can... My friend...is...a missionary...and...on his last visit abroad...brought back with him...the chief of a famous tribe... His name is Great Bu... He's been suffering from sleeping sickness...and he has obviously just woken...because, as you heard, "Great Bu's up"...
A Song by Blackadder
See the little goblin,
see his little feet.
And his little nosy-wose,
isn't the goblin sweet?
Tesco in Disguise
Where do we go from here?
"It will be art's finest moment since Mona Lisa told Leonado Da Vinci she was in a rather odd mood."
BA2
Lord Melchett to BA : COmplements of the season to you Blackadder, may the yule tide log slip from your fire and burn your house down
also from the same series BA to Baldrick
you wouldnt recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and ran around town singing cunning plans are here again
sheer brilliance
Lord Melchett to BA : COmplements of the season to you Blackadder, may the yule tide log slip from your fire and burn your house down
also from the same series BA to Baldrick
you wouldnt recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and ran around town singing cunning plans are here again
sheer brilliance