Fatties

[chez]

Dont be so hard on yourself mate, you're only 17 stone!! You getting the fatboy gut out in Tenerife then?

 

[B.M.F]

Dont be so hard on yourself mate, you're only 17 stone!! You getting the fatboy gut out in Tenerife then?

16 1/2 stone actually lard bucket and yes fatboy ten bellies will be bouncing his belly about whilst banging all the ladies you try pulling

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

16 1/2 stone actually lard bucket and yes fatboy ten bellies will be bouncing his bellie about whilst banging all the ladies you try pulling

But will yourr gut and her gut allow penetration ?

 

[B.M.F]

But will yourr gut and her gut allow penetration ?

It will if I float her in the pool

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Seagullible]

the amount of people I see going to my gym who decide to have a kebab after working out. quite astounding.

There is a kebab shop directly opposite my gym and that's all you can smell on exiting the gym.

 

[sir danny cullip]

There is a kebab shop directly opposite my gym and that's all you can smell on exiting the gym.

Excuses excuses

 

[Napper]

if a drunk person walks in a pub they dont get served. Should be the same for fat people when they try to order burgers etc

"sorry mate/love , you've clearly had too much"

 

[Da Man Clay]

if a drunk person walks in a pub they dont get served. Should be the same for fat people when they try to order burgers etc

"sorry mate/love , you've clearly had too much"

 

[Brovion]

if a drunk person walks in a pub they dont get served. Should be the same for fat people when they try to order burgers etc

"sorry mate/love , you've clearly had too much"

But.... many a true word spoken in jest. If the government were serious about tackling obesity that's the sort of law they should bring in. They won't though of course because it's rude and probably infringes the Human Rights Act (as does stopping a drunk from getting more drink). Also they'll be load of debates along the lines of "Aw gissa burger mate, I'm not fat, it's just glandular and anyway I'm big-boned."

Also, my sister is on steroids for asthma and she's MONSTROUS. Mind you she does eat for England so it's probably a bit of both.

 

[bhaexpress]

Actually it's illegal to serve a drunk. The fat thing would send McDonald's shares tumbling though. The trouble with fatties is that like many alcoholics they don't see that they have a problem.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Actually it's illegal to serve a drunk. The fat thing would send McDonald's shares tumbling though. The trouble with fatties is that like many alcoholics they don't see that they have a problem.

True my mate is about 17 stone and goes around calling people fat....

 

[Race]

what problem?

 

[Seagullible]

what problem?

Deanwhiteitus - can be quite dangerous

 

[Race]

Deanwhiteitus - can be quite dangerous

i'll have to scout around in the dictionary for that

 

[bhaexpress]

what problem?

Oink !

 

[Seagullible]

i'll have to scout around in the dictionary for that

 

[Race]

Oink !

baa!

 

[Brovion]

Actually it's illegal to serve a drunk.

I know. I was just postulating that it's another one of those cases where the HRA seems to conflict with commonsense and current legislation. The Law of Unintended Consequences I think it's called.

 

[bhaexpress]

baa!

Well at least you recognised the call. how come ?

Good job Tank's not Jewish !