[Football] Fat Palace W@nker (literally)

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Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
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Jul 15, 2009
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He's so fat that I'm surprised he can see his love length. Makes Razor Ruddock look anorexic.

"Fat Palace w@nker, you're just a fat Palace w@nker!" :wanker:
 






Publius Ovidius

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Jul 5, 2003
46,162
at home
Didn’t he turn out for palace remf team?
 


GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
46,928
Gloucester
"Mitigating for Shipperley, Sarah O'Kane said: "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question......."

At least he got some gratification out of it then.
 


Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
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The arse end of Hangleton
If only he'd been convicted a week earlier .... oh what fun could have been had on Monday.
 






LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
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Sheffield
So one of their ex-players is a convicted sex offender.
One of their current players has had to deny being a nazi, and had to deny all knowledge of WW2 in order to convince a panel to get off the charge.
One of their staff shits all over the floor in a dressing room.

Class club.

"The Palace Way".
 






Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
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Crawley
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon, Crystal Palace Again, Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

You missed a stint.
 




edna krabappel

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"He's one of your own...."
 




blue-shifted

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Feb 20, 2004
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a galaxy far far away
So one of their ex-players is a convicted sex offender.
One of their current players has had to deny being a nazi, and had to deny all knowledge of WW2 in order to convince a panel to get off the charge.
One of their staff shits all over the floor in a dressing room.

Class club.

All the while taking it through the press for everything they can get, whilst our blokes, club employees, decent young men with families are being hauled into the office and questioned under fear of immediate dismissal. And when the truth comes out, how does Warnock represent the club ..... after all that disgust he expressed? laughs it off.

In the Palace moral compass .... totally normal
 


edna krabappel

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Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

Well, no, because he made 122 appearances for Crystal Palace (he managed no more than 61 appearances for any other club) after you paid a million pounds for him, and has continued to appear for Palace in testimonials and representative matches, as well as hosting in your match day lounges as, presumably, a much-admired former player. He played, as you well know, a large (no pun intended) part in not one but TWO glorious Palace promotions, and was in fact so revered by CPFC that he was actually appointed captain of your club for the second of his two spells, scoring the play off final winning goal as you beat West Ham to go up.

So, you see, he will most assuredly be remembered in many, many football fans' eyes as a former Crystal Palace footballer.

(Oh look. Here he is in a- very tight- Crystal Palace shirt. Again)

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blue-shifted

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Feb 20, 2004
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So they sing about Lewis Dunk, who was found not guilty - and was not even up for what they think.

Yet one of their own ex players is convicted of this ? Hahaha

Oh, yeh and the things they are saying about Lewis. Disgusting, patently baseless, and slanderous.

There are some things that transcend football rivalries. That must surely unite us all. Disgust at sexual offences is one of them. To deliberately or recklessly, (it would take 20 seconds to research it was nothing like that they were saying and nothing to do with him anyway) and very publicly accuse a man of an offence like this is terrible. That it should be being done to a fine young man and outstanding role model like Lewis invites utter revulsion, from me anyway.

Take football out of it. This is a man to man thing, you can accuse someone of being stupid, fat, slow, rubbish, whatever. But making a man out to be a sex offender, when you know full well he isn't, and for what reason? To try to get an edge in a football game? Revolting behaviour from a consistently revolting club and a consistently revolting set of fans.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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All the while taking it through the press for everything they can get, whilst our blokes, club employees, decent young men with families are being hauled into the office and questioned under fear of immediate dismissal. And when the truth comes out, how does Warnock represent the club ..... after all that disgust he expressed? laughs it off.

In the Palace moral compass .... totally normal

Holloway, not Warnock.

But your point stands (they usually only ever employ dinosaurs, not easy to keep track).
 


AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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Well, no, because he made 122 appearances for Crystal Palace (he managed no more than 61 appearances for any other club) after you paid a million pounds for him, and has continued to appear for Palace in testimonials and representative matches, as well as hosting in your match day lounges as, presumably, a much-admired former player. He played, as you well know, a large (no pun intended) part in not one but TWO glorious Palace promotions, and was in fact so revered by CPFC that he was actually appointed captain of your club for the second of his two spells, scoring the play off final winning goal as you beat West Ham to go up.

So, you see, he will most assuredly be remembered in many, many football fans' eyes as a former Crystal Palace footballer.

(Oh look. Here he is in a- very tight- Crystal Palace shirt. Again)

17317.jpg

His chances at North Greenford were slim pickings :D
 


edna krabappel

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