Fat birds with no tits

[BrightonBird]

Would you believe me if I said that I am 6ft blonde with a handlebar tash?

 

[perth seagull]

No, that's why I want to see some proof!

 

[BrightonBird]

Well I am! Watch out for me at the match on Monday. I'll be the one combing my tash!

 

[The Beer Man]

Ahh Come on lets see the pic

 

[BrightonBird]

As I said before. It will be easy to spot me by my description.

 

[The Beer Man]

We want 6 foot tash !!!! when do we want it NOW!!!!

 

[perth seagull]

You've convinced me BrightonBird, you sexy thing.

 

[The Beer Man]

We want 6 foot tash !!!! when do we want it NOW!!!!

Brighton Bird

We joined the same day do you not feel some kinship?

 

[BrightonBird]

Yes, but don't know how to post pictures! Dont think Ive got one with shows off my tash either!

 

[The Beer Man]

Yes, but don't know how to post pictures! Dont think Ive got one with shows off my tash either!

Ahh Ya Tessen us now !!! somebody help her

 

[dwayne]

but, what i dont get about men is you always say how big boobs are great on women, but then moan that they are fat!!

i believe that big people = big boobs

so my problem is that i am a skinny person (and proud) but i have small boobs which men moan about!!!
:

implants??

I think Dee from neighbours has the perfect proportions. slim, big jugs and badadonk ass.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

dwayne - something called money and not gonna have it redone every 15 years, and operations are a pain - i know!

 

[Gritt23]

Fat birds=big tits.

Any devience from this equation is a genetic freak.

I'm with you on that one. When you see a flat chested (or relatively) fat bird, don't you just think, "Ooh, they should be massive jubblies."

 

[Albion Rob]

When I looked at the thread title I thought it said "fit birds with no tits".

Which is just as sad.

 

[Dunkstar]

To be honest i feel breasts get less and less important as the relationship goes on!

 

[sully]

Dunkstar, you seem to have some unnecessary words there. Shouldn't it be:

To be honest, I feel breasts less and less as the relationship goes on.?

Just a thought.

 

[Seagullible]

but, what i dont get about men is you always say how big boobs are great on women, but then moan that they are fat!!

i believe that big people = big boobs

so my problem is that i am a skinny person (and proud) but i have small boobs which men moan about!!!
:

BAG you are great the way you are, small is more often beautiful!

 

[dwayne]

BAG you are great the way you are, small is more often beautiful!

no offence Seagullible but can we have a category in next years NSC awards.

Slimiest poster.

...and come on you know this is not the first time

 

[Seagullible]

no offence Seagullible but can we have a category in next years NSC awards.

Slimiest poster.

...and come on you know this is not the first time

Just prefer to say something nice instead of slagging people off all the time. BAG, Trotster, Yorkie etc are all great and I hope I can put a smile on their faces by saying so. Sure almost all on here would agree

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Thankyou!!