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FAO: Marvin
- Thread starter Artois
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Good effort Artois, but you hadn't factored in Marvin's titanium plated sense of humour ...
In case that last post was in any way perceived as a personal attack I apologise unreseverdly and retract the remark in it's entirety. The devil made me to it. He talks to me all the time.
marvin
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I think I'm having an "Apostrophy", uh, "Epidural", uh,"Equitorial", uh, uh, oh yeah, an "Epiphany".
Look that one up if you dare.
Look that one up if you dare.
marvin
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I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
I dare to look it up Sir, and what is more, I double-dare you to shove a cucumber thru your next door neighbour's letter box and shout "The Martians are coming, the Martians are coming!" 
marvin
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Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
marvin
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My capacity for happiness, you could fit it into a matchbox without taking out the matches first.
marvin
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Look, I'm sure you're very attractive and everything, but that's just not my thing.