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FAO Italia - Clubbing in toon
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Italiaseagull
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Ok will do. 
Brixtaan
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where? Revenge?
Italiaseagull
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I was waiting for you to get back from Lunch Chappers. Are we ready boys and girls, then I'll begin.
By the way this is an O/T thread so if you don't want to hear about me getting pissed, piss off (please)
By the way this is an O/T thread so if you don't want to hear about me getting pissed, piss off (please)
Italiaseagull
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Upon arrival at Stanstead airport at 10:00, the first thing I did was spy that O'neills was open and so there I had my first pint of Stella for the day, promptly followed by my second.
The flight to Newcastle was smooth and had it's moments including Tony Millard complaining about the noise levels from the inebriated NAC Breda Fans. Aboard the flight I consumed a double gin and tonic.
Upon touchdown we proceeded on the metro to Newcastle City centre. The lezzers in O'neills and 4 more pints of Stella were followed by the hour train journey to Middlesborough.
In Boro we drank another 2 pints of Stella in the Hog's Head and 2 morwe in the Walkabout before walking to the ground. After the game Lord Bracknell and Roz kindly drove me and my mate back to Noocastle.
It was around 12:15 before we got into the Baja Beach Club on the Quayside. £3 entry £2 bottles of Becks, Buidweiser, WKD and Archers.
I'd been in there 5 minutes before the first promiscuous young lady approached me and started to talk. She seemed to think I was Australian, and also though I looked like Frodo from Lord of The Rings?
She had big tits a pierced tongue and seemed to get turned on by my accent and the fact that I knew who Gandalf was.
I don't recall how much I drank in the club, but I went in with £50 and left with £2. The last song they played before the club closed was the theme tune to Cheers!
Taxi back to her's with her mates and two Dutch supporters for some reason? But unfortunatley the most I got out of her was a game of Connect Four followed by Guess Who, some crumpets with Marmite and a kiss goodnight!
Taxi to airport for a 6:45 flight to Stanstead. Some Chisla called Artois was mincing on the plane home.
I'll see if I can find photo's of bird on the club website
The flight to Newcastle was smooth and had it's moments including Tony Millard complaining about the noise levels from the inebriated NAC Breda Fans. Aboard the flight I consumed a double gin and tonic.
Upon touchdown we proceeded on the metro to Newcastle City centre. The lezzers in O'neills and 4 more pints of Stella were followed by the hour train journey to Middlesborough.
In Boro we drank another 2 pints of Stella in the Hog's Head and 2 morwe in the Walkabout before walking to the ground. After the game Lord Bracknell and Roz kindly drove me and my mate back to Noocastle.
It was around 12:15 before we got into the Baja Beach Club on the Quayside. £3 entry £2 bottles of Becks, Buidweiser, WKD and Archers.
I'd been in there 5 minutes before the first promiscuous young lady approached me and started to talk. She seemed to think I was Australian, and also though I looked like Frodo from Lord of The Rings?
She had big tits a pierced tongue and seemed to get turned on by my accent and the fact that I knew who Gandalf was.
I don't recall how much I drank in the club, but I went in with £50 and left with £2. The last song they played before the club closed was the theme tune to Cheers!
Taxi back to her's with her mates and two Dutch supporters for some reason? But unfortunatley the most I got out of her was a game of Connect Four followed by Guess Who, some crumpets with Marmite and a kiss goodnight!
Taxi to airport for a 6:45 flight to Stanstead. Some Chisla called Artois was mincing on the plane home.
I'll see if I can find photo's of bird on the club website
Italiaseagull
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I'm in there somewhere? 
Italiaseagull
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Straight over the swingbridge on the south bank of the quayside.
Albion Dan
Banned
You definately made the right move hooking up with those birds Italia, the hours in the Airport waiting for the flight after we left Foundation were grim to say the least, at leat we had the NEC BReda fans to take the piss out of.
Italiaseagull
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How much did they lose by again?
Charlies Shinpad
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If anybody is staying in Newcastle on saturday,go to The Lodge,right next to the market,
Buy one pint and get one free!!
Then try the club called The Apartment along the road from it,its full of totty and there arent any kids in there,and still dead cheap,cant remember the prices tho,to pissed after being on it all day!
Buy one pint and get one free!!
Then try the club called The Apartment along the road from it,its full of totty and there arent any kids in there,and still dead cheap,cant remember the prices tho,to pissed after being on it all day!
Albion Dan
Banned
The club I went to, Foundation, was pretty cool, good dance music and all drinks were £1, even bottles although I think that might have been cos it was student night.
berkshire seagull
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TOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Don't forget that boat club which smells of suers
Don't forget that boat club which smells of suers
Italiaseagull said:I'm in there somewhere?
that looks like 1 scary club!!! aswell as some strange looking people there is 2 lezzers getting off with each other and a bloke in an oversized crop top (is that what they are called ??!!??).
oh aswell as the obliguatory old bloke on his own perving at the young girls!
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berkshire seagull
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And your not scary A dwayne
seagull over sevenoaks
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- Jul 14, 2003
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dwayne for once i am with you... what the fcuk is that tank top about hairy chested freak!!!
still lovin every one that was there.. we ended up in bed at about 4am following lots of snooker at our hotel.. big hotel yesterday morning..
love it
hairy chested freak!!! still lovin every one that was there.. we ended up in bed at about 4am following lots of snooker at our hotel.. big hotel yesterday morning..
love it
seagull over sevenoaks
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- Jul 14, 2003
- 398
by the way.. direct me to the lezzas