FAO Chappers, Artois, JBL

[tinx]

Have a few on saturday night did we?

I get home having left my mobile at home for the evening to find about four or five minutes of drunken ramblings.

fuckwit Artois then comes on the phone expecting to talk to me and says. Oh its an answer phone. After chappers had actually said what are we gonna leave as a message for Tinx and then rambled for five minutes.

Then Chappers came on asking if I was still there.

It amused me when I was pissed at about midnight on saturday. Not sure what the whole message was about but very funny lads.

 

[CHAPPERS]

We were seeing if you wanted to play for Team MAD the next day, that's all.

Artois was bladdered at about 7, what an arse.

 

[Artois]

Ha Ha Ha Ha

I'd forgotten all about that. I couldn't hear you very well tinxy, so it was easier just to say that it was an answerphone.

 

[fatboy]

 

[tinx]

It was highly amusing listening to you lot arguing and artois making funny screeching noises in the backround.

I was pissing myself laughing.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Listen to MARTIN, he still thinks that tinx was on the other end of the phone, what a LIZARD.

 

[tinx]

Such a fool........

 

[CHAPPERS]

tinx- are you gonna play for AFC Lizard. We need a guy buttesr figure to marshall the defence.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

 

[tinx]

tinx- are you gonna play for AFC Lizard. We need a guy buttesr figure to marshall the defence.

You saying I'm a fat bastard, cheeky bastard.

I might consider gracing you with my presence. Altohugh I am hopeless in defence, my skills are only noticed when I get in an attacking position as I can kick the ball f***ing hard.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You saying I'm a fat bastard, cheeky bastard.

I might consider gracing you with my presence. Altohugh I am hopeless in defence, my skills are only noticed when I get in an attacking position as I can kick the ball f***ing hard.

You might consider it? You should be f***ing jumping at this chance to play with some great players timxy boy. I suppose you could be our target man.

 

[tinx]

Well whens the next game and I'll see if I can make it.

 

[Marc]

AFC Lizard eh? need my skills boys?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yes indeed crabtree.

We're gonna enter the Winter Cup hopefully as well as the Annual Six a side tournament next year.

So far the possible players are:

Artois
Mark
JBL
bigfatbuddha
Chappers
tinxy butters
Crabtree
Brunning?

handy little squad i reckon.

 

[Marc]

sounds like fun to me, cant play until after my snowboard trip (mid December) and got a stag do in mighty Edinburgh late Jan but will be freen any other time after New year I should think.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sweet, i hear you are a rock in defense crabbers.

 

[Marc]

Cullip like me







except my form has been good lately

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Welcome to AFC LIZARD Crabbers.

This team, built from the embers of the NSP team, will rise like a Phoenix to win the Coxy's Doorstep Winter Challenge Cup.

Brunning will be up for it. Thats enough players now. But add Safeway to the list or he might cry. Again.

Martin was a f***ing liability on saturday. SLICE

 

[CHAPPERS]

Its a good sized squad.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Its a good sized squad.

Thats what all the girls say.