AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
I'd go dressed as 10mph speed sign, as that's how the majority of the residents drive around the county 

Put a swimming ring around your middle, cover yourself in foil and go as the I360.
or if you are adventurous
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Or an NSC Mods get together.Not Sussex though, is it?
Not Sussex though, is it?
failing that a dyslexic David Essex.
I still suffer terrible flashbacks to that time I went to a toga party dressed as a goat