Family ties: Which NSC users...

[looney]

I didn't realise Roz owned you *as well*.

Theres no chance of us being related Gimpster as my relatives flopped out of the Oceans about 50 billion years before yours.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

kev is my boyfriend

Are you the slut?

Or the one that had a fight with the fat bird?

Have you taken his virginity yet?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Are you the slut?

Or the one that had a fight with the fat bird?

Have you taken his virginity yet?

i am both

and yes..yes i have

it was good

 

[Simster]

Theres no chance of us being related Gimpster as my relatives flopped out of the Oceans about 50 billion years before yours.

And despite a 50 billion year head start, you still haven't quite evolved to the intellect of a chimp.

 

[Tooting Gull]

This is at least all fairly light-hearted. Imagine the problems Bristol City would have with a similar thread. Dark secrets, long since buried, 'Aunty' Vera and 'Uncle' Jack...

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

and yes..yes i have

it was good

Did he seduce you with sweet talk about Wrestlemania 26?

 

[looney]

And despite a 50 billion year head start, you still haven't quite evolved to the intellect of a chimp.

It doesn't matter how bitter you get. All the time you keep posting shit I'll be along to give you the intellectual wet towl whipping you need.

Yes I know violence is wrong but I blame my parents Roz and afters.

 

[tedebear]

It doesn't matter how bitter you get. All the time you keep posting shit I'll be along to give you the intellectual wet towl whipping you need.

Yes I know violence is wrong but I blame my parents Roz and afters.

do you have to bite back?? resist the temptation.... its getting boring!!

 

[bhaexpress]

It doesn't matter how bitter you get. All the time you keep posting shit I'll be along to give you the intellectual wet towl whipping you need.

Yes I know violence is wrong but I blame my parents Roz and afters.

Oh look everybody, Looney is trying to make new friends. Tell me Looney, have you ever made a post on this board that's remotely related to football ?

 

[Simster]

Oh look everybody, Looney is trying to make new friends. Tell me Looney, have you ever made a post on this board that's remotely related to football ?

Has anyone?

 

[David Bellotti]

Mummy!!!!

Hi Bro ... why don't you come and see me anymore?

 

[Titanic]

David Bellotti and Looney - BROTHERS!!

That explains so much !

 

[Trufflehound]

Oh look everybody, Looney is trying to make new friends. Tell me Looney, have you ever made a post on this board that's remotely related to football ?

What's football? Never heard of it.

 

[B.M.F]

There is a possibility that I am related to Wozza. Waiting for his dad to find out if we are from the same family tree.

 

[Strike]

I have no relations on here at all. In fact I am the only member of my family that supports Brighton. Though unlike a few unlucky souls, I have no Palarse relations (even though my family came from South London in the 60s).

 

[Safeway]

There is a possibility that I am related to Wozza.

Oh dear.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Sorry Easy, Spawn. SPAWN

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I refuse to divulge this information on the grounds that some people would find it TOO UPSETTING.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

There is a possibility that I am related to Wozza. Waiting for his dad to find out if we are from the same family tree.

Christ, now that is VERY frightening. Forget brothers and sisters, though. Watford O owns us all, remember

 

[ShorehamGull]

Same as Lord B, I am not telling