NUTS magazine have agreed to sponsor local tango skinned slapper Jordan (real name Katie Slagg) in a "Guess the player" blowjob competition.
Jordan has agreed to gobble the whole of the first team squad at training tomorrow, and for every player she correctly guesses by the taste of his jizz NUTS will give £1,000 to the Stadium fund.
On a trial run this morning, Jordan, who was blindfolded, tried out one of the players, and said his juices had an unusual aroma of KFC and Guinness.
"I can't believe it's not Butters" said Katie.
Jordan has agreed to gobble the whole of the first team squad at training tomorrow, and for every player she correctly guesses by the taste of his jizz NUTS will give £1,000 to the Stadium fund.
On a trial run this morning, Jordan, who was blindfolded, tried out one of the players, and said his juices had an unusual aroma of KFC and Guinness.
"I can't believe it's not Butters" said Katie.
