Faggy Clique Qualifications.

[looney]

So what qualifies someone as a metrosexual/he-bitch or Unman?

After the manbag thread and the highly petty Hatgate I think it needs defining so will begin.

Manbags
Moisturiser for men.
Scooters
Pettiness
Bitchiness
Lattes/Decaff/ Coffeeshop culture
Doing girl stuff like Designing dresses or Cheerleading.
To be erasistably drawn to other he-bitches to gossip and stand up for one another in the cattest way possible.
Preening in a mirror
To let out a shrill squeal a la Ned Flanders when someone says something un-pc.
Ned Flanders is your favourite Simpsons Character(After Welton Smithers).

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

So what qualifies someone as a metrosexual/he-bitch or Unman?

After the manbag thread and the highly petty Hatgate I think it needs defining so will begin.

Manbags
Moisturiser for men.
Scooters
Pettiness
Bitchiness
Lattes/Decaff/ Coffeeshop culture
Doing girl stuff like Designing dresses or Cheerleading.
To be erasistably drawn to other he-bitches to gossip and stand up for one another in the cattest way possible.
Preening in a mirror
To let out a shrill squeal a la Ned Flanders when someone says something un-pc.
Ned Flanders is your favourite Simpsons Character(After Welton Smithers).

Isn't all the above a requisite for being a Brighton fan?

 

[The Cardinal]

Being an attention seeking weirdo with an unhealthy interest in boy scouts.

 

[Mellotron]

Welton?

 

[looney]

Well you have the bitchiness covered. You'll have to wait for all your friends to get back from their manicures and SUNBED sessions before they can back you up here.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Well you have the bitchiness covered. You'll have to wait for all your friends to get back from their manicures and SUNBED sessions before they can back you up here.

Nice to see you poncing this thread off me in the first place Loneley:


Posted by ME at 10.43 today....

Heres the Checklist:

Man Bag
Hair Straighteners
Tresemme Hair Laquer
Adidas trainers
Retro T shirt with a big Number on it
Jeans too big for you
Bottled lager

 

[looney]

Nice to see you poncing this thread off me in the first place Loneley.

You'll have to try to translate that from idiot to English. To be honest you haven't really registered on my radar even though you seem desperate to attract my attention.

 

[User removed 4]

Isn't all the above a requisite for being a Brighton fan?

do f*** off mate, you were interesting for about a day, you've been a bore ever since, i reckon you're a bored NSC user with another name anyway.

 

[looney]

Posted by ME at 10.43 today....

Heres the Checklist:

Man Bag
Hair Straighteners
Tresemme Hair Laquer
Adidas trainers
Retro T shirt with a big Number on it
Jeans too big for you
Bottled lager

Ah yes, I thought it deserved its own thread. Would you like me to praise your "genius" or are you just happy I acknowledge your existence?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Adidas trainers

How VERY dare you.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You'll have to try to translate that from idiot to English. To be honest you haven't really registered on my radar even though you seem desperate to attract my attention.

Read it again fella..maybe synchronicity or maybe poncing.

YOU decide.

*edit*..genius awknowlegment will suffice, provided you fess up next time fella.

 

[looney]

Read it again fella..maybe synchronicity or maybe poncing.

YOU decide.

I replied, calm down a bit, obviously my presence is getting you all hot and excited.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I replied, calm down a bit, obviously my presence is getting you all hot and excited.

Its reassuring that you are here thats true.

A day without you or NMH is like a day without sunshine.

 

[looney]

Add any lifestyle diet..

Organic
Vegan/vegitarian
sugar/caffeine free

 

[The Spanish]

having a 'signature' dish to take to dinner parties
jamie oliver books in your kitchen

in fact kitchen includes:
pasta maker
expresso machine
le creuset set
dried chillies hanging up
none of the above purchased by your Mrs

reading the guardian in the walmer castle on saturday lunchtimes
your specialist subject in the pub quiz team is not sport but music

 

[looney]

Its reassuring that you are here thats true.

A day without you or NMH is like a day without sunshine.

qUOTED for truth.

You could just part ponce Mohammed Buzzers arse cheeks, you'll get enough sunshine to ward of SAD that way.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

having a 'signature' dish to take to dinner parties
jamie oliver books in your kitchen

in fact kitchen includes:
pasta maker
expresso machine
le creuset set
dried chillies hanging up
none of the above purchased by your Mrs

reading the guardian in the walmer castle on saturday lunchtimes
your specialist subject in the pub quiz team is not sport but music

You should know.

Founder member an all.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

qUOTED for truth.

You could just part ponce Mohammed Buzzers arse cheeks, you'll get enough sunshine to ward of SAD that way.

"ward of Sad"...thats where you'll end up, cheeky. Probably wearing a gown which shows your arse and pissing the nurses off by wanking into the medicine cabinet

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

do f*** off mate, you were interesting for about a day, you've been a bore ever since, i reckon you're a bored NSC user with another name anyway.

Righto.
Whatever you say boss.