Faggy Clique Qualifications.

[Commander]

Darn it, why do I keep missing these?

Can I be involved please.

I have dried chillis hanging up (I stole them from Strada though)
I have a manbag
I have lived with two homos (not in a sexual way)

HOWEVER

I don't like bottled beer (apart from those big f*** off 750ml ones)
I don't really like homos
I onced punched somebody in the face
I am fat

Which category do I fit into?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Darn it, why do I keep missing these?

Can I be involved please.

I have dried chillis hanging up (I stole them from Strada though)
I have a manbag
I have lived with two homos (not in a sexual way)

HOWEVER

I don't like bottled beer (apart from those big f*** off 750ml ones)
I don't really like homos
I onced punched somebody in the face
I am fat

Which category do I fit into?

You will have to Gay-Up your name on the other thread and then ask NMH or Looney if you can join.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Male cheerleading is VERY manly!!!

And they get to have this view for everyone who disagrees:

 

[looney]

Love the irony of Looney calling people 'nonces'. I thought a very good place to find a nonce is in the Scouting Movement.

You could try your former residency HMP Belmarsh.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Could you make that picture a little larger please...I'm having trouble seeing it from back garden.

 

[Commander]

You will have to Gay-Up your name on the other thread and then ask NMH or Looney if you can join.

CUM-mander?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

CUM-mander?

I was thinking more "Cumbender" but hey ho.

 

[bhaexpress]

You could try your former residency HMP Belmarsh.

Nice try Loonster, it's hardly The BOY Scouts is it ? Maybe Cub Scouts are more your thing.

Congratulations on creating the most pointless thread of the year.

 

[NMH]

You're in your 50s aren't you? Too funny on a number of levels.



Not really quite sure how. I'm just chuckling at NMH's grown up words, like everyone else really.

I realize this week must have been tough for you gayling.

"there there"

I hope this has been of help.

 

[Simster]

I realize this week must have been tough for you gayling.

"there there"

I hope this has been of help.

Not as tough as yours though, what with having no friends and a f*** UGLY face with shit teeth.

Why not reply with a boring youtube link that nobody clicks on? That would make a change, and be more interesting than when you use your keyboard to dribble on.

 

[NMH]

I'm afraid your attempts at cutting vitriol are only telling everyone that you are suffering.

there there, again.

See, I can be very sympathetic, even to a pathetic simp.

 

[NMH]

your turn. Must try harder though

 

[looney]

Nice try Loonster, it's hardly The BOY Scouts is it ? Maybe Cub Scouts are more your thing.

Congratulations on creating the most pointless thread of the year.

What was that Belmarshexpress? You doiing time inside for armed robbery is comparable to that i used to be a scoutleader?

Yea maybe after being a scout I stayed on to be a leader. But how could a loser like you relate to what leadership qualities are? Someone who's a permanent temp because no company will offer you a perm persission.

 

[Simster]

your turn. Must try harder though

Try harder to do what? Look fatter and uglier? get older? Maybe try and lose some friends? Write some tedious jibber that no-one reads?

I don't know what I could honestly do to be a bit more like you really in a way that enhances my life. Oh I have one idea, I'd love to post a youtube link featuring your better looking 9(somehow), younger sibling, Anthony Worrall Thompson but I can't even do that here from work.

Sorry, you'll have to jog on.

Gayling! I'm *still* laughing, honestly!

 

[NMH]

I feel your pain, you sad sack of shite.
And obviously YOU read my "tedious jibber" otherwise you wouldn't be able to review it!

Don't forget, I like Ike!

(That's got to be worth a few more lines of Gayling's sneering diatribe).

I completely and utterly own your ass, GAyling.

 

[looney]

Seems that stupidster is desperate for someone to talk to even in these lowbrow terms.


How sad.lol

 

[Simster]

I feel your pain, you sad sack of shite.
And obviously YOU read my "tedious jibber" otherwise you wouldn't be able to review it!

Don't forget, I like Ike!

(That's got to be worth a few more lines of Gayling's sneering diatribe).

I completely and utterly own your ass, GAyling.

Bless. If only you did, eh? I've owned you many many times and continue to do so.

Now be honest - firstly, you have no real friends. Secondly, you're in your 50s and you look hideous. Your teeth look particularly shit, which is a pity because perhaps you'd stick to merely talking drivel as opposed to writing reams of shit on here if those wonky gnashers didn't shower people in spittle.

Nah, I'm afraid I'm simply BETTER than you. I own you and excel you in almost everything. Which is why you feebly snipe at me on thread after thread after thread. Proper chuckles.

P.P.S Looney - butt out please.

 

[NMH]

Seems that stupidster is desperate for someone to talk to even in these lowbrow terms.


How sad.lol

I know, and I LOVE it when he talks all rough and manly ! :safeway

 

[Simster]

I know, and I LOVE it when he talks all rough and manly ! :safeway

Is it only manly to talk while showering people in GOB then?

 

[NMH]

Bless. If only you did, eh? I've owned you many many times and continue to do so.

Now be honest - firstly, you have no real friends. Secondly, you're in your 50s and you look hideous. Your teeth look particularly shit, which is a pity because perhaps you'd stick to merely talking drivel as opposed to writing reams of shit on here if those wonly gnashers didn't shower people in spittle.

Nah, I'm afraid I'm simply BETTER than you. I own you and excel you in almost everything. Which is why you feebly snipe at me on thread after thread after thread. Proper chuckles.

P.P.S Looney - butt out please.

Wow, imagine if I was 70, that would be terrible to be older than you!

Oh, and you are so wrong ducky, it's ME who is WINNING

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