faeces in Churchill Square

[clapham_gull]

Someone had a dump in the corridor outside my office in my last place of work, DURING THE DAY.

I kid you not.

Unfortunately it was found by a client who had popped over to see me.

Fortunately he saw the funny side.

We had a number of turd related incidents there over the years. One night when the toilet (also beside my room) ran out paper, someone wiped their arse of one of those rotary hand towels.

Well wiped their arse over a couple of metres of it. Obviously the first few feet were quite soiled, but as you went up it was merely a mild skid mark.

I remember at the time it reminded me of the Turin shroud.

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

in the recent lincoln v celtic pre season freindly, a work mate who has a mate who's a
copper said a celtic fan was caught on cctv dropping his pants,catching his turds and
smearing them over a cashpoint!-dirty bastard.

I Suppose its quite sad that some German will probably get turned on by this!

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

When yer gotta go yer gotta go.

Somebody once did in a lift at work.

 

[Helter]

And you didn't bother to take a picture? shame on you, would of liked to see the size of the log.

 

[Philcounty]

And you didn't bother to take a picture? shame on you, would of liked to see the size of the log.

I think this site may be for you. NSFW.

 

[Helter]

I think this site may be for you. NSFW.

Thanks, just got my girlfriend to push one out after seeing that, god it's massive, trying to get a pic of her log, I'll post it if I can sort out how too

 

[Napper]

there will be much more arse trouble this time tomorrow

 

[Gwylan]

I cycling to work one morning when I saw some old bloke having a crap at the bus stop near Moulsecoomb Way. - that must have been a heavy night out.

 

[Washboard Didgets]

I wonder if they did a load in their pants and kind of shook it out or properly did a pants down, squat and release? The camera system is great in that shop, they must have some footage? When I worked at Virgin I caught a teenager wanking over a poster of Yasmin Bleeth in the poster dept. What posesses these people eh? Oh yes and in another shop someone used to come in to the fitting rooms, piss in a jam jar and leave it in there.

I heard about that (or another similar incident). Was it an asian kid?

I used to work at Virgin in Crawley and knew a few of the managers from there.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Sorry to dissapoint you but no it was not, probably some old poof getting his back passage clear for tomorrow.

A queen shopping in BHS?! I reckon you need to do your homework...

 

[cannedheat]

A queen shopping in BHS?! I reckon you need to do your homework...

Well it was not the Queen she shops in Harrods, so she is not a suspect.

 

[cannedheat]

A queen shopping in BHS?! I reckon you need to do your homework...

And how do you know are you a rear gunner?

 

[Danny-Boy]

Presumably clearing himself out in time for Pride.

 

[Nibble]

I heard about that (or another similar incident). Was it an asian kid?

I used to work at Virgin in Crawley and knew a few of the managers from there.

That's the one. I worked security there a few years back now. Some of the things people get up to is quite remarkable.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Well it was not the Queen she shops in Harrods, so she is not a suspect.

I don't think so after Al-Fayed threatened to sue the whole Royal Family for implicitly assassinating his son in Paris...just fortunate for all concerned that Fulham haven't won the FA Cup with the Royal Family present.

 

[bhaexpress]

Are you sure it wasn't a Palace fan on a day trip ?

 

[The Truth]

Hey! can't a man do a shit without it being SPREAD over the internet?

 

[Danny-Boy]

Are you sure it wasn't a Palace fan on a day trip ?

He probably shat himself when he saw the price of everything in the arcade...

 

[Danny-Boy]

Maybe there's a new store opening called CARP....

 

[bhaexpress]

He probably shat himself when he saw the price of everything in the arcade...

Could be a drug addict who couldn't find any pot.