[News] Face masks if you are ugly but have nice eyes it's your time to shine

[LamieRobertson]

I really hadn't considered what it was like for sex workers, must be awful

Orals off the menu

 

[marlowe]

I quite often walk around the supermarket pulling faces behind my mask. It's quite liberating.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I quite often walk around the supermarket pulling faces behind my mask. It's quite liberating.

Does anyone else go to blow your nose and put your hand up to yawn and then realise , or just me.?

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

People need to be educated to use litter bins see loads of discarded masks around bus stops. What is the matter with some folks. The masks are designed to save lives but they are probably going to end up killing loads of wildlife.

I'm not so sure. There must plenty of mice that are good at a bit of DIY who have turned them into useful hammocks.

 

[SimpKingpin]

I saw this girl on social media recently who works as a delivery driver for Dominoes.

With her mask on she looks really cute.

Her post was about the how much hassle she got delivering a pizza to a frat party (or just a bunch of blokes, I forget).
They were drunk and wanted her to come in and party etc. Held off paying for a good while as they tried to convince her.

Anyway, it irritated her (obviously).
But the saddest part was her admission that they wouldn't have been attracted to her if she wasn't wearing her mask.
At which point she took off her mask and, er, well...she was right...

It was a really sad post