f00kin burglars!

[mk_bha]

I was away for the weekend and the following happened:

a guy rang all buzzers for the block of 4 flats saying he was buying something from the friday ad at my flat.

got let in.

in the evening a girl did the same saying she was my GF twin sister!!

get back and my flat screen monitor has gone - nothing else.


SCUMBAG FUCKS!!! ILL STAB YOU IN THE NECK.

is it obvious to say thay whoever did this knew i was away all weekend?

 

[Biscuit]

That'd be a good guess yes. Bloody bastards. Get CCTV set up if I were you.

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

Bad luck mate. My house was burgled two weeks ago too, when we were asleep upstairs! Only took all the small stuff, phones, cameras, wallets, but it was a bit of a shock knowing some pikey had been in the house rooting through our stuff. BTW, the police reckon there is a "mini-crimewave" going on in Preston Park area, with only one or two burglars but always entering through the front sash windows, grabbing small items but mainly looking for cash. For example they took both out wallets and car keys but didn't actually nick the cars or try to use the credit cards. Be warned!

 

[Mustela Furo]

For example they took both out wallets and car keys but didn't actually nick the cars

Your the lucky one.

My house got broken into a week or so back and two sets of car keys were stolen - nothing else (other than a handbag and that was because it may have contained keys).

The bas*ards then went out and stole the two cars.

I'm hitchin-a-ride at present

 

[Safeway]

I was away for the weekend and the following happened:

a guy rang all buzzers for the block of 4 flats saying he was buying something from the friday ad at my flat.

got let in.

in the evening a girl did the same saying she was my GF twin sister!!

get back and my flat screen monitor has gone - nothing else.


SCUMBAG FUCKS!!! ILL STAB YOU IN THE NECK.

is it obvious to say thay whoever did this knew i was away all weekend?

That's harsh. Did they force their way in?

 

[mk_bha]

no sign of force. but 1 of the 2 front doors was left slightly ajar.

 

[babyshambles]

Preston Park area?
Shit I live in Fiveways, someone catch 'em before they get me too.
Anyone know anymore, are the sash windows always open when they get in or do they force them open?
Any ideas for keeping them out, apart from illegal ideas, I've got plenty of those already.......

 

[Biscuit]

set badger traps about the place. If the bastards try anything it'll be of with their ankle. Then why them screaming in agony on the floor you can preech the error of their ways and make them beg for forgivness.

 

[babyshambles]

now that is a great idea, it may even stop those pesky moggeys filling my garden with their smelly stuff.

 

[zefarelly]

I think it should be law that if you catch a burglar your allowed to torture the fuckers and get medieval with mole grips and a blow torch

I had my house turned over a few years ago, as did my neighbours, must have been kids, fortunately they just took little things and didnt make too much mess, still bloody annoying though