f*** Me. Friday Telly Is Shite

[Bars Mar]

I'm So Bored I Can't Even Summon Up The Energy To Have A Wank.

Anyone Fancy A Fight?

 

[Mendoza]

Amy Winehouse is on ITV now, she is one f***ed up lil cookie and actually looks like she is in pain trying to dance, and about to burst into tears

 

[Bars Mar]

Ooh. You Know What? For A Well Known Bully, You're Okay.

Cheers, You f***ing Media Whore.

 

[Mendoza]

She's completely off her trolley, and barely able to string two meaningful words together in an interview backstage, yet remembers EVERY word of what she's singing. How does that work?

the micraphone was so big it covered her whole mouth, so maybe she didnt sing, as it sounded exactly like the radio version, unlike Sugababes who sounded completely different and rubbish

Ooh. You Know What? For A Well Known Bully, You're Okay.

Cheers, You f***ing Media Whore.

you dont even know me, are you just trying to be COOL to get into some inner circle? cause it certainly aint working

 

[Bars Mar]

the micraphone was so big it covered her whole mouth, so maybe she didnt sing, as it sounded exactly like the radio version, unlike Sugababes who sounded completely different and rubbish




you dont even know me, are you just trying to be COOL to get into some inner circle? cause it certainly aint working

Why The f*** Would I Want To Get Into Your Inner Circle?

Leave Me Out Of Your Sordid Little Lubbock Inspired Fantasies.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Amy Winehouse was plain awful, her eyes seemed to be bulging out of her head.