f***ing poncy wine bars

[fatboy]

I got kicked out of my house because everyone else wanted to watch Holby City/Olympic Gymnastics/Olympic frog wanking so I decided to go to the pub to watch the rare occasion that is an Albion player representing his country.

Not one f***ing pub/wine bar in Haywards Heath has got the game on; they are all showing gymnastics or do not have their big screen down.

So I have wasted an hour walking around in the rain because my dad has decided not to use one of his TWO cars but to take mine to Crawley v Hereford.

I remember the days when you could go down the pub and watch the football.

Pissed off.

 

[poke]

is that why you rang me then hung up?

 

[fatboy]

is that why you rang me then hung up?

No I rang you to tell you about Saturday.

Ring me when you are free and we can discuss it.

 

[Beach Hut]

Moan, moan and bloody moan - no pleasing the students of today

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Is the pub called "The Golden Eagle" still in existence in H/Heath?

If yes, they would definately have it on

PS The landlord of the "Burrell" is Brighton, surely he'd have it on?

 

[poke]

No I rang you to tell you about Saturday.

Ring me when you are free and we can discuss it.

no credit, can you ring me at 10 please

 

[fatboy]

Is the pub called "The Golden Eagle" still in existence in H/Heath?

If yes, they would definately have it on

PS The landlord of the "Burrell" is Brighton, surely he'd have it on?

The Burrell have not had sky for ages. They forgot to renew it. They had gymnastics on.

The Golden Eagle was a shithole five years ago and I would not walk through Bentswood on my own at night!!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

The Golden Eagle. My Dads old football team used to get changed in there before a game.

It has just changed ownership I think.

 

[fatboy]

no credit, can you ring me at 10 please

I believe you are currently at work in a CALL CENTRE.

 

[poke]

I believe you are currently at work in a CALL CENTRE.

yes i am WORKING

 

[fatboy]

yes i am WORKING

If you can f*** about on NSC all night then you have time to ring me!!

But don't because my phone is upstairs and I cannot be bothered to move.

Send me your mobile number and I'll ring you from house phone.

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I would not walk through Bentswood on my own at night!!

What a poof!!

Your user name should be gayboy not fatboy

 

[Safeway]

Fatboy, you can't drink poofy alcopops and then moan about the lack of 'real' pubs. It's the WKD-swilling generation that has led to the demise of proper drinking establishments.

 

[Easy 10]

Haywards Heath is the PITS for drinking establishments. The place is absolutely stuffed with pretencious shite like "Orange Square" and "Evolution" and "Bar Boo" (give me strength). Every single one is an identikit poncy, soulless chrome and glass monstrosity. One of them even has a sign outside saying "No Hats". NO HATS !! f*** me, that REALLY drags a place down doesn't it ? I mean, someone wearing a hat just has to be some kind of lower class scumbag, obviously. You'd think they'd never heard of Ascot.

I found myself dragged kicking and screaming into Orange Square once for someones leaving do. It was during the 2002 World Cup, and they were showing an Ireland match on a tiny TV screen over the bar, with the sound turned down. On the wall was a top of the range massive plasma screen - showing a static picture of the front cover of their MENU. Two and a half grands worth of plasma TV hung on the wall, and they use it to show the front (not even the contents) just the front of their menu. Would they put the footy on the big screen ? Would they f***.

Those bars are for pricks.

 

[Little Piggy]

Wow, all this talk of HH is making me homesick! I really miss going out and hating the pretentiousness of it all, the friendly banter with the bouncers (Too stupid to join the police force eh?) being ejected from the door of a bar like I had knifed someone because of the insulting colour of my jeans, and the inevitable Vauxhall Nova boy who does at least 5 tours of the one way system to show off his front bumper to the patrons of the Star... Those were the days!

God they were SHITE.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Seeing as how you're turning into Terry Collier out of the Likely Lads fatboy, maybe you should join Haywards Heath United Services Club. They're total Nazis down there, but THEY'd have the football on.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

United Services club in Sussex or Triangle road oh the memories
Nazi's indeed. Can't look left as I go trough HH station every morning as they have knocked down Bain (Hogg CLARKSON Dawes) building best holiday camp and easy shag emporium I have ever had the pleasure to work.

 

[Marshy]

Told you before Fatboy, join St Francis Social Club, its dirt cheap, has a massive screen and the footy is always on.

If i want to go to a pub in H/Heath I always choose the Star.

 

[Rangdo]

Fatboy, you can't drink poofy alcopops and then moan about the lack of 'real' pubs. It's the WKD-swilling generation that has led to the demise of proper drinking establishments.

True. If a pub sells mostly alcopops they could be forgiven for thinking that their customer base is mostly teenage girls who don't want to watch football.
This is one of my real pet hates. I like a pub where you can actually have a conversation with the people you are with without having to scream and don't get ripped off for twice the price of the pub down the road. Unfortunately proper pubs don't seem to be opening these days. Just these poncy shitholes.