Imagine copping one in the nuts and on runs Claire:
"Where does it hurt?"
"It's me nuts darlin' pop yer hands down there and count them for me"
"Oh okay"
*checks*
"Yep, both still there."
"Would you kiss 'em better for me please"
"Err, is that part of my job?"
"Yep"
"Oh, okay then"
*slurp*
*snort*
*SPURT*