Exeter City FC v Liverpool FC

[Igzilla]

Nice goal. Mrs Igzilla doesn't think they'll win though.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

You'd have to have a heart of stone to not..... laugh

 

[Steve Foster]

Well done Exeter!

Well that lead didn't last long.

Don't forget we are still in the Cup

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Shame the Exeter lead did not last longer. Most viewers will be hoping for an 'upset' .

 

[martin tyler]

Talk sport talking up Tex no end. Sounds like the big danger

 

[Icy Gull]

Texeira needs to get his arse back down here, looks a shadow of the player he was for us so far in this game.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Tex is certainly 'busy' and after the ball...end product needs to be better though.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I wonder if Klopp knows this goes to a reply if it's a draw?

 

[Icy Gull]

Shirt no 53 should tell you something about your rating at a club

 

[Icy Gull]

Is Tisdale a Madness fan?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Shirt no 53 should tell you something about your rating at a club

Not as bad as getting sent back from Villa for not being good enough!!!

 

[Washie]

BBC do like their replays don't they.

 

[Soulman]

Shirt no 53 should tell you something about your rating at a club

Number 86 is on the bench for LFC.......

 

[Ernest]

Must be a world record for highest combined shirt numbers

 

[Icy Gull]

Just seen a few Exeter City crosses that were better than most our wingers have managed all season

 

[dazzer6666]

Two fingers of drink to be consumed -

* Any reference to sheepskin coats.
* "This their FA Cup final right here."
* "David v Goliath"
* ‘Potential banana skin’
* "Form books go out of window" (First person to produce an actual ‘form book’ and explain what the hell it actually is wins a bar of gold).
* Any reference to foreign players getting ‘a REAL taste of English football’.
* "Cup fever!"

Four fingers of drink to be consumed -

* Any reference to ‘minnows’ in a non-fishing context.
* "We’ve got a real cup-tie on our hands here." BONUS - free boozy prize to be handed to anyone who manages to spot a ‘fake cup-tie’ going on.
* Any reference to fans of a team that get absolutely pumped having a ‘great day out’ regardless.
* Any reference to Thierry Henry’s comeback at Leeds.
* John Motson works himself into an unintentionally smutty lather on commentary with some confused metaphors.

Five fingers of drink to be consumed -

* Shot of man watching a game with a dog in tow.
* Any reference to a part time players’ normal occupation. Extra finger to be drunk if player in question turns out to be a postman.
* "The FA Cup, the great leveller."
* Reference to ‘Ricky Villa’ (last one to shout Evita does a shot)
* Any reference to "both teams being winners."
* Footage of a child holding a homemade FA Cup covered in tin foil.
* Reference to the number of league places between two sides.
* Footage of people peering at a game out the window of a nearby house or perched in a handily placed tree.

Finish Drink -

* Match ball punted out of ground into car park/someone’s garden/nearby river.
* Footage of grown man holding a homemade FA Cup covered in tin foil.
* "The magic of the cup…" – Last one to shout Debbie McGee must finish their drink.
* Any reference to Roy Essandoh, Wycombe or Teletext – last one to shout out correct the Ceefax number for the football homepage on BBC Teletext must finish their drink.
* Reference to any obscure early winners of the FA Cup including: The Royal Engineers, Oxford University, Old Etonians, Old Carthusians and Clapham Rovers.
* Any jovial chat of a local food outlet creating an FA Cup related product - e.g. Garishly coloured sausages, Razor Ruddock themed pie and mash or a terrifying 2ft bust of Owen Coyle made entirely out of pies.

Good effort. Would add :

-pitch being a great leveller (2 fingers)
-reference to anything Exeter is famous for (Devon County Show, Exeter Cathedral......er........it's near Plymouth) (4 fingers given difficulty in finding anything)
-Michael Jackson's involvement in the club (finish drink)

 

[Bozza]

Just seen a few Exeter City crosses that were better than most our wingers have managed all season

Opened this thread to say exactly that.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sake!

 

[Icy Gull]

Opened this thread to say exactly that.

And as if by magic a goal scored direct from a corner

 

[Bozza]

Do Liverpool have an outfield player in goal tonight?