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Every time you scored a goal, I heard a gunshot!



clippedgull

Hotdogs, extra onions
Aug 11, 2003
20,789
Near Ducks, Geese, and Seagulls
A humorous encounter I had earlier today.

I dropped my mum up to the dialysis until at the hospital earlier today. I was wearing my Champions polo shirt and this little old lady in a wheelchair told me she lives near the football ground. Falmer I ask? No, Withdean, (turns out she lives in a flat on the hill leading up to the railway tunnel). It will be sad not to see you fans anymore she continues. I remember when petitions were going around saying that all the cars will be vandalised, litter will be everywhere, and fights will be common she said. Do you know what she says? What? I reply. The place has never been tidier since the Seagulls moved in! She can't recall one fight or a car being vandalised. Just as I left her she said, why is a gun fired after every goal? :laugh: I explained it was a firework! Ah! she said, I will tell the girls when I get back :D

It's so nice, to think that the residents were completely won over (except by Catt) by the good behaviour of the fans and the club during our tenure.
 




Sep 1, 2010
6,419
A humorous encounter I had earlier today.

I dropped my mum up to the dialysis until at the hospital earlier today. I was wearing my Champions polo shirt and this little old lady in a wheelchair told me she lives near the football ground. Falmer I ask? No, Withdean, (turns out she lives in a flat on the hill leading up to the railway tunnel). It will be sad not to see you fans anymore she continues. I remember when petitions were going around saying that all the cars will be vandalised, litter will be everywhere, and fights will be common she said. Do you know what she says? What? I reply. The place has never been tidier since the Seagulls moved in! She can't recall one fight or a car being vandalised. Just as I left her she said, why is a gun fired after every goal? :laugh: I explained it was a firework! Ah! she said, I will tell the girls when I get back :D

It's so nice, to think that the residents were completely won over (except by Catt) by the good behaviour of the fans and the club during our tenure.

Here Here to that. The photo of the old 'Uns saying a farewell at the last home game says it all.
 














Twizzle

New member
Aug 12, 2010
1,240
"every time The Albion score - the stewards killed a kitten. The crowd covered up the sound of the pistol, and the cat's screams"
 




















Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,810
Arundel
Don't want to put a damper on it but can we check theres not a heap of corpses in the next flat all with bullet holes in their heads:shootself

Class, very funny ... or is that YOUR cover story now firmly in place?
 


The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
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Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
24,761
Sussex
ratio of 6 to 1 on old peoples homes then. Must get myself in one in 40 years time,

No wonder the geezer is smiling

What
 


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