Ever treated youself?

[albion534]

To having a wee sitting down?

A friend of mine says every now and then he has a wee sitting down as he finds it comfortable and relaxing, to which I replied that's what a cracking shit is for!

Anyone else do this? I find it rather odd!

 

[Oddsocks]

Only when I'm in the bath.....no point standing up then is there!

 

[Hyperion]

It's the norm for me

 

[Easy 10]

No.

I find when I sit down for a wee, my anus takes it as carte-blanche that I want to take a shit, and I end up defecating when I had no intention of doing so. I might not have my phone with me.

 

[Brovion]

In Germany where there is no urinal they EXPECT you to wee sitting down. You see little signs of a bloke, standing up and weeing into a toilet bowl with a big red cross through them.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

I had one this morning but that's only because I thought I was going to have a poo, I was deceived

 

[albion534]

I had one this morning but that's only because I thought I was going to have a poo, I was deceived

Hate that!
Get all excited, start phoning people up, tell them the good news! Even bring your phone to take a pic of the awesomeness

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I'm a dreadful shot, so, I always wee sitting down.
If I don't, everything in the lavatory normally gets a golden shower...........except the lavatory.

 

[Daffy Duck]

This will never catch on. It would mean all you blokes having to put the toilet seat down!.

 

[LE19]

Every night. Saves waking up and aiming.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

At home I sit down exclusively but in public lavatories I never sit but stand.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

First thing in the morning or, if i wake up in the middle of the night, I will walk to the bathroom with my eyes still closed and sit down for my visit.

It means I can remain in a sleep-like state for as long as possible.

Though, if slightly intoxicated, this can lead to a nap on the toliet.

 

[coagulantwolf]

Often treat myself after a long, hard days work.

 

[Munkfish]

If im pissed when i get home, saves having to clean my foul stenching piss off the lino the next morning.

although if im in somebody else's house, f*** 'em.

 

[Simster]

Has anyone treated themselves to a stand up shit?

If so, how did it go?

 

[Mackenzie]

I'm a dreadful shot, so, I always wee sitting down.
If I don't, everything in the lavatory normally gets a golden shower...........except the lavatory.

You need to put a ping-pong ball in the toilet, it gives you something to aim at and won't flush away. Sink that ball.

 

[seagullondon]

I will often sit down at home and pee. Far more comfortable and it is often on the toilet doing this when I update or check my twitter

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

You need to put a ping-pong ball in the toilet, it gives you something to aim at and won't flush away. Sink that ball.

Hmmm.....nice idea but, it'll be a bit smelly next time I play table tennis. I'd have a hell of a job explaining the stench of stale urine

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Every night. Saves waking up and aiming.

Yep, all my night-time wees are taken sitting down.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

At home I sit down exclusively but in public lavatories I never sit but stand.

This.
Sit down wee at home, stand up when I'm out. Although for some reason people tend to get upset when I have a Richard the 3rd in the urinal.