Ever pulled a minger?

[Harvey]

Woke up the other night and realised that the 'classy' bird i'd gone to bed with the previous night turned out to have more facial hair than myself and dodgy, almost monobrow, eyebrows. The dangers of the poison we like to call alcohol.

Anyone else been in the same situation?...Please...somebody....the thought of stubble rash from her, from places further south than her eyebrows makes me need to hear that this has happened before.

 

[Rougvie]

Yeah, woke up next to this bird once who was so hairy I thought it was a bloke, before I escaped she even told me that she could not take baths or showers as she had an allergy to water and had to bathe in a sort of lotion !
Made my excuses etc etc but to my dismay my sister saw me in the students union on the ill fated night with my tongue down her throat, and still goes on about 'The bearded lady' to this day !

 

[BrightonBird]

Live with it. Your not the first and you won't be the last.

That girl may have thought you were a minger as well...

 

[Rougvie]

That is a VERY good point !

 

[berkshire seagull]

Nope but had some plain janes though

 

[Trigger]

Mingers need loving too...

 

[Harvey]

i happen to think i'm very attractive.....unfortunately i thought te young lady in question was at the time so i may have a distorted view on things.

 

[Blackadder]

i happen to think i'm very attractive.....

Hmmmmmmm??

Do you look like your avatar?

 

[fatboy]

I have.

It wasn't pleasant.

Luckily I had an early exam so I made my excuses and kicked her out.

 

[chez]

Pulling mingers is half the fun of going out isnt it Or is that just me.

 

[fatboy]

I used to be like that.

But now I am very fussy and I only ever pull if they are really fit.

 

[chez]

Ahh Fatboy, its always in your blood mate, If we go to Bournemouth we can have a beer and I'll drag you down to my level.!!

 

[Beach Hut]

I think a minger pulled me once in my youth.

This girl who my mate had been out with locked onto me at a night club.

Her Mum and Dad were away so I spent the night at her place, it was fun but I didn't fancy her that was the only problem.

Embarrassing when I saw her a few weeks later and said I'd forgotten her phone number



Her name was Lorraine

 

[dwayne]

happens most weeks if I'm lucky enough to pull anyone.

 

[Wilko]

as my mate alwways says:

'Someones got to take em home'

 

[Beach Hut]

happens most weeks if I'm lucky enough to pull anyone.

Because he doesn't want to pull a minger

 

[Juan Albion]

I wish... I'd settle for anything right now. Even the loaf of bread to my left is beginning to look strangely attractive...

 

[NMH]

Er.....that looks more like a sweet doggy on the left . Better re-assess your sexual desires Juan, before Fido .....runs-o away from hom-o.

 

[NMH]

There was this bloke I used to see down the local who hung on the apron strings of the UGLIEST most HEINOUS and VILE MUNTER ..... I have ever set eyes upon. She chased every dosser she could right in front of him, and he reluctantly grovelled around her hoping she'd fail to pull . He was disrespected by all and sundry, ignored mostly, but patiently waited around this hose-monster bint like a bad rash .

It's strange to be thinking "is he really going out with her", but she really was an awful pugzilla of a dog !

I spose that loser must've been pussy-whipped beyond redemption, but has anyone else encountered such a story?

 

[SK1NT]

never pulled a minger! only pure fit totty for me!(as ul see from my girl)

but mingers still need luvin! keep it up uranus