Ever had a three-some?

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I never had that problem as I'm a great shag. So was never in any doubt that the Mrs would enjoy it more off another guy

Seriously though TV dramas havn't got a clue about real swinging.

I have been to Coventry, and can confirm that there is f*** all else to do there.

 

[coventrygull]

I have been to Coventry, and can confirm that there is f*** all else to do there.

That is so very true. When we were into swinging we had to go all the way to Wednesbury for some action

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

That is so very true. When we were into swinging we had to go all the way to Wednesbury for some action

So, is there a lot of swingers, or just the one couple? or was it a club or something?

Only being nosy like.

 

[coventrygull]

Well as Walsall have been promoted you can find out Chameleons is a club regarded by many as the best in the country. Its 20 minuites off jct 9 of the M6

 

[Meade's Ball]

I haven't had a "threesome", no. I am usually so amazed at the possibility of a silent twosome, no round of applause or screams of pleasure, that any other joiner inner would give me a heart-attack. And any thought i've ever had of such a happening begins with meagre passions and crossed lips and clothes loosening and dampening unchosenly, but then all arms pushing mine to one side. I begin to say something about this being a joint effort and we should all get something out of this, but even their ears are now wet and waxy and full, and the thoughts i can read of theirs are purely "Have a quick quiet wank over there, Nobbins, and let yourself out without us noticing."
Even my pictoral mental concepts of orgies have me in a corner waving for attention from those all so rhythmically enthralled in shared action. If my dreams of such things went on, an angry father would probably enter the room thinking he could have a slice as long as it wasn't directly his daughter's. But then his ancient beard, purple flakes now visible in the unwelcome seabed, and his Beadlish hands see no invites heading in his direction. So, he struts toward me, his flies and belt undone, a set of stomachs rolling from their regular home, thinking he has no other option. And i don't either. I pretend that shutting my eyes will be enough. But it isn't. He whispers things in my ear. Things about parties like this he went to in the early eighties, how he burst his anal cherry as the coked crowd sang THE REFLEX one letter at a time, all of them sat in a circle around his loving sin. A time he asked his now dead wife to come to such a shindig and embrace all those grim-faced men she was worried of in Irish pubs and lose her inabilities in the bedroom. I'd want to answer him with a couple of I DON'T WANT THISes, but only come up with how he should think of his daughter's ass he takes my plucked one, believing this might put him off, that the experience close.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Well as Walsall have been promoted you can find out Chameleons is a club regarded by many as the best in the country. Its 20 minuites off jct 9 of the M6

Give anything a go me..but I don't think my girlfriend would be impressed.

Is that the place I have seen on telly with the different themed rooms and weird chair things hanging from the ceiling where the lady in your life hangs with her legs asplay while her gentlemen friends have a crack at her?

I don't think she would drag herself away from Corrie for that.

 

[coventrygull]

Give anything a go me..but I don't think my girlfriend would be impressed.

Is that the place I have seen on telly with the different themed rooms and weird chair things hanging from the ceiling where the lady in your life hangs with her legs asplay while her gentlemen friends have a crack at her?

I don't think she would drag herself away from Corrie for that.

Don't think Chameleons has ever been on the tv. It prides itself on discretion. May be it was the so called posh one called Liberties in Lutterworth that ended up in the News of the world

Have you ever discussed it with your girlfriend. I have always found that women enjoy swinging

 

[Big Jim]

I once took some Rohypnol and Viagra, and had an MFF with two blow up dolls and half a tube of vaseline. Does that count?

 

[coventrygull]

I once took some Rohypnol and Viagra, and had an MFF with two blow up dolls and half a tube of vaseline. Does that count?

 

[tedebear]

Couldn't think of anything worse to be honest. Shows how moral standards have changed when you realize that the one thing that is sacred to a relationship, is no longer sacred. Its akin to cheating in my book.

 

[coventrygull]

Couldn't think of anything worse to be honest. Shows how moral standards have changed when you realize that the one thing that is sacred to a relationship, is no longer sacred. Its akin to cheating in my book.

Why is it akin to cheating and whats it got to do with moral standards. Its just sex after all

 

[tedebear]

Why is it akin to cheating and whats it got to do with moral standards. Its just sex after all

My point exactly - you say its "just sex" whereas its not to me. Its the one thing that I won't share with anyone else except my other half. Thats an old fashioned view I guess or old fashioned moral standards.

 

[hitony]

Yes, in fact more than once when I worked at the Hospital...good parties a can tell ee'

Whats the betting that no Women who post will admit to this? I think with ladies they only count their "serious" boyfriends as real shags, all the stray holiday, one nighters and other "indiscretions" vanish from the tally when asked by thier current love interest..

You:"so how many guys have you slept with?"

She: "0nly 3"

She am meaning, only three that count, the other 8 dozen wer'nt serious...its like when they stuff a whole giant bar of Galaxy down whilst watching "celebrity seal clubbing" and then when they weigh themselves and have gained 4 stone they go, "but I have been sooo good this week"


Rant over

A f***ing CLASS Post

 

[eastlondonseagull]

No, but was promised one by two different girlfriends, both of whom were bisexual.

Neither happened, though, cos we split up on both occasions before it ever happened. Was gutted.

 

[coventrygull]

My point exactly - you say its "just sex" whereas its not to me. Its the one thing that I won't share with anyone else except my other half. Thats an old fashioned view I guess or old fashioned moral standards.

There is a difference between sex and love. I wouldn't share my love with anyone else but my body well thats a different matter

It can't be seen as cheating as we are with each other all time whilst we played

 

[coventrygull]

No, but was promised one by two different girlfriends, both of whom were bisexual.

Neither happened, though, cos we split up on both occasions before it ever happened. Was gutted.

I'm gutted for you

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I'm gutted for you

Their friends were WELL FIT too

 

[Goodfella]

I think the majority of men, given the chance would jump at it (MFF)
It's just gettin the missus/girlfriend to agree.

 

[coventrygull]

I think the majority of men, given the chance would jump at it (MFF)
It's just gettin the missus/girlfriend to agree.

I must be one of the lucky ones then I must admit I prefered Foursomes to threesomes

 

[London Calling]

yep with both hands at once,