even though summer is well good- BAD THINGS ABOUT SUMMER

[turienzo's lovechild]

-horrible flying beasts around everywhere, even at NIGHT

-not being able to SLEEP what with it being hot and that

-ugly women being scantily clad

-getting SUNBURN

-bloody tourists around everywhere, ruining brighton for the LOCALS

 

[The Large One]

Moaning locals.

 

[CoCoa]

-horrible flying beasts around everywhere, even at NIGHT

-not being able to SLEEP what with it being hot and that

-ugly women being scantily clad

-getting SUNBURN

-bloody tourists around everywhere, ruining brighton for the LOCALS

B O

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Bushfires

We had awful ones this year, killed over 100+ people.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Office Work.

 

[Tomo1794]

Hot house/school

 

[The Large One]

Office Work.

Is bollocks - you're always swanning off to festivals in Italy.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

- 'Hotter than [insert hot foreign resort name here]' headlines in The Sun

- Local news items about penguins being given fish-flavoured ice lollies

- Network Rail announcing that their rails have buckled due to the wrong kind of buckly steel that apparently melts when the temperature hits 30 degrees

- Going anywhere near the Tube

- Going anywhere near WorstCapitalConnect (unless they've borrowed a train from a proper company)

But all are minor gripes. Hot Summers are the best thing ever

Oh, and one more thing, that new NSC-cool smiley...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Newspapers recycling the same old front page featuring a picture of (1) the Palace Pier surrounded by thousands of sunbathers, juxtaposed with (2) a shot from the same location in March when it's three degrees above freezing and hailstones are lashing down.

Because the idea that it gets hot in summer and cold/wet in winter is such a revelation we need to be told every year.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The bastard wasp that just flew into my bedroom.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

-ugly women being scantily clad

Ugly/fat/sweaty/old men being scantily clad?

 

[dougdeep]

The bloody heat! Roll on autumn.

 

[seagully]

No football. Well not proper stuff anyway

 

[vegster]

The bastard wasp that just flew into my bedroom.

Are you sure that its a Wasp and not something buzzing in your dressing table drawer ......... ?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

people saying "we need a good thunderstorm to clear the air"

 

[Worthai Seagull]

People saying..its too hot and 'the rain will do the garden some good'. For fucks sake, we have 9 months of shit weather !

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Pissed-up, lairy blokes who come out of the woodwork: & think that all women they swagger past will be flattered by their cretinous behaviour & inadequate cocks.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Fat women should be banned from going out in the summer

 

[pasty]

Bloody holidaymakers and day-trippers clogging up rush hour trains. BASTARDS

Don't they realise trains before 0800 from Brighton and after 1700 from London are EXCLUSIVELY for the use of commuters.

 

[Taybha]

Pissed-up, lairy blokes who come out of the woodwork: & think that all women they swagger past will be flattered by their cretinous behaviour & inadequate cocks.

Blimey you can tell that without actually asking? im glad i dont drink now