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[Music] Eurovision Song Contest 2025 ***Official Thread & Sweepstake***







FCB

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Frutos

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Tonight's running order:

1) NORWAY (“Lighter” by Kyle Alessandro): @Southern Scouse
2) LUXEMBOURG (“La Poupee Monte La Son” by Laura Thorn): @hart’s shirt
3) ESTONIA (“Espresso Macchiato” by Tommy Cash): @Boroseagull
4) ISRAEL (“New Day Will Rise” by Yuval Raphael): @Uncle Spielberg
5) LITHUANIA (“Tavo Akys” by Katarsis): @crodonilson
6) SPAIN (“Esa Diva” by Melody): @Paulie Gualtieri
7) UKRAINE (“Bird Of Pray” by Ziferblat): @wunt be druv
8) UNITED KINGDOM (“What The Hell Just Happened?” by Remember Monday: @harry Wilson’s tackle
9) AUSTRIA (“Wasted Love” by JJ): @Frutos
10) ICELAND (“Roa” by Vaeb): @Littlemo
11) LATVIA (“Bur Man Laimi” by Tautumeitas): @jessiejames
12) NETHERLANDS (“C’est La Vie” by Claude): @Taybha
13) FINLAND (“Ich Komme” by Erika Vikman): @jcdenton08
14) ITALY (“Volevo Essere Un Duro” by Lucio Corsi): @papachris
15) POLAND (“Gaja” by Justyna Steczkowska): @Marty McFly
16) GERMANY (“Baller” by Abor & Tynna): @Albion my Albion
17) GREECE (“Asteromata” by Klavdia): @Red Squirrel
18) ARMENIA (“Survivor” by Parg): @HangletonGull
19) SWITZERLAND (“Voyage” by Zoe Me): @Balders
20) MALTA (“Serving” by Miriana Conte): @Swegulls
21) PORTUGAL (“Deslocado” by Napa): @Chicken Run
22) DENMARK (“Hallucination” by Sissal): @Petunia
23) SWEDEN (“Bara Bada Bastu” by KAJ): @ManOfSussex
24) FRANCE (“Maman” by Louane): @essbee1
25) SAN MARINO (“Tutta L’Italia” by Gabry Ponte): @Thunder Bolt
26) ALBANIA (“Zjerm” by Shkodra Elektronike): @Eeyore
 








jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
8,373
Woking
I've a good friend who is a Eurovision obsessive. Provides a trivia document to Graham Norton to help in his commentary each year and is there most years to assist the Icelandic broadcasting delegation with their translation. Here is his handy guide to the evening's festivities...

YOUR COMPLETE CONCISE GUIDE TO THE 2025 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST.

1. NORWAY
Boy in armadillo costume seemingly unperturbed about being trapped in exploding gasworks.

2. LUXEMBOURG
Girl dressed as marionette does little to discourage harassment by selection of Turkish barbers.

3. ESTONIA
Childcatcher with Cliff Richard dance routine sings into empty cardboard coffee cup.

4. ISRAEL
Woman trapped in waterfall makes considerable deal of slowly ascending small spiral staircase to nowhere.

5. LITHUANIA
Boy lengthily expressing indecipherable grudge about being stuck in fogbound field.

6.SPAIN
Woman gets extremely angry about being made to wear stereotypical toreador hat.

7. UKRAINE
Man dressed in stolen 1975 Lulu garment is very cross that she doesn't want it back.

8. UNITED KINGDOM
Jilted girls in pastel prom outfits seek revenge performing lightweight medley of pretend Queen songs.

9. AUSTRIA
Chorister clinging to mast in storm is unafraid to unleash full Aled Jones routine.

10. ICELAND
Jedward pelted with sundry seafood as North Atlantic boat trip in unseaworthy craft goes awry.

11. LATVIA
Selection of pond nymphs fail to encourage chorus to emerge from behind curtain of dry spaghetti.

12. NETHERLANDS
Record-breaking attempt to perform medley of all known French songs in under three minutes.

13. FINLAND
Inevitable result of Bonnie Tyler learning Finnish and having airborne orgasm on giant microphone.

14. ITALY
World’s most dejected clown.

15. POLAND
Jane McDonald better than anyone expected at singing in Polish on trapeze during cyclone.

16. GERMANY
Woman very annoyed about being abandoned in warehouse with man playing tiny electric cello.

17. GREECE
Nana Mouskouri marooned on rock.

18. ARMENIA
Already insane car mechanic gets madder in burning garage.

19. SWITZERLAND
Sad woman in light breeze gradually works up to having an argument with herself about Abba Voyage.

20. MALTA
Woman bouncing on space hopper gives Terry Wogan first opportunity to deploy the word ’ample‘ in olden days.

21. PORTUGAL
The probable result of the Beatles managing to learn Portuguese in 1970.

22. DENMARK
Second excuse for Terry Wogan to deploy the word ‘ample’ within ten minutes.

23. SWEDEN
The very unlikely sight of three men in a Eurovision sauna without any apparent sexual interest in each other.

24. FRANCE
Woman carries on regardless with ballad as contents of gritter gets dumped on her.

25. SAN MARINO
Lunatic in plastic raincoat with accordion shouts about obsession with Italy.

26. ALBANIA
Fenella Fielding’s concise Carry On Screaming musical, complete with Odd Bod.
 




medwayseagull reborn

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Oct 12, 2022
568
Marriage is all about compromises isn't it! Mrs Bodian loves it - so I don't have much choice but to watch it. She even made me go to a Eurovision party one year......
There is compromise and there is capitulation.
 




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