ET _ The shittest film ever?

[Supasa]

I watched ET for the first time ever last night. Now, has anyone ever seen this film? It was out in the eighties? Not many people have seen it. It is about a young bobble headed child whose parents have just been divorced because the husband was caught vistitng prostitutes. American ones. With bobble heads.

This film spawned a sequel called Schindlers List. It was about people that landed on earth but unfortunately happened to land in a "camp" surrounded by barbed wire and could only be saved by a man with lots of gold who sold the gold to save them. It was insppired by the adverts that encourage you to sell gold rings by placing them in a pre paid envelope and posting them to ex-convicts.

I gave it 1 out of 10.

 

[Stoo82]

:US:

 

[Don Quixote]

Where is uncle speilberg?!

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

your in the shit now!!

 

[perth seagull]

How controversial.

 

[Jim D]

What about 'Citizen Caned' starring Tunbridge Wells? A damning expose of alcohol and substance abuse in West Kent.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

What about 'Citizen Caned' starring Tunbridge Wells? A damning expose of alcohol and substance abuse in West Kent.

Or Schindler's Pissed, the film following Oskar Schindler's descent into alcoholism after WWII.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Or Saving Ryan's Privates, an extraordinary tale about modern reconstructive surgery following a bizarre gardening accident.

 

[The Large One]

Or Goodbye Lassie & Chips - the film, sadly never released, of a schoolteacher and his pet collie set in a boarding school.

 

[H block]

Brief Encounter of the Third Kind was sad with Frankie Howard at the railway station finally telling the alien bird that it would never work out as there was no trains to her part of the universe.

 

[The Large One]

Brief Encounter of the Third Kind was sad with Frankie Howard at the railway station finally telling the alien bird that it would never work out as there was no trains to her part of the universe.

While his brother Trevor fired up a sound and light show with Celia Johnson.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The Arse-Grapes Of Wrath never fails to bring tears to my eyes, although there's some cream you can get apparently..

 

[hart's shirt]

Gradiator - one man's quest to become a Southern Electric central heating installer.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

And who could possibly forget Raining Stains - that (ahem) cheeky 'twist' on the the natural disaster movie involving a massive tornado hitting a Southampton home game at kick-off time?

 

[Notters]

You've clearly never seen "Moulin Rouge" or "Open Water"

 

[HseagullsH]

Although not one of my favourite films, there's no denying that it is a film classic.

If you're looking for one of the shittest films ever, try this:

The Hottie the Nottie (2008)

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Isn't it "Shaving Ryan's Privates"......

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I always used to think ET looked like white dog shit wrapped up in a towel when he was dying at the end.

 

[Rookie]

what a random first and only post

 

[Jahooli]

George was a bit strange, why the f*** did they keep showing clips of that plastic fish?

Jewel, on the other hand was a gem, I thought McCloud was good in it, what happened to his horse though?