Green Cross Code Man
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Didn't it originate around the same time as 'Mondeo man'?
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Essex girl - origin?
- Thread starter Wozza
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Mondeo was launched in 1992
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
As posted above The Ford Mondeo wasn't released until 1992 and 'Essex Man' was definitely used at 1992 election, whereas 'Mondeo Man' was 1997.
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Doesn't that make them the same then ?
Why does an Essex Girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.
How does an Essex Girl turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door!
What do Essex girls use for protection during sex? Bus Shelters.
What's the difference between an Essex girl and the titanic? You know how many men went down on the titanic.
Why was the Essex girl so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months? Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years"
Why do Essex girls wear huge hoop earrings? So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.
What do you see when you peer into an Essex girl's eyes? The back of her head.
How does an Essex Girl turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door!
What do Essex girls use for protection during sex? Bus Shelters.
What's the difference between an Essex girl and the titanic? You know how many men went down on the titanic.
Why was the Essex girl so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months? Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years"
Why do Essex girls wear huge hoop earrings? So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.
What do you see when you peer into an Essex girl's eyes? The back of her head.