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Englebert Humperdinck is UK Eurovision act for 2012



I agree - I think the BBC are taking the piss by entering a joke contestant. They know The UK are going to get stitched up in the scoring so they may as well treat the competition with the contempt it deserves.

Had they entered say Max Bygraves or Des O'Connor, that would have been way too obvious. Englebert? They can claim he's a credible contestant even if the public know that's a load of bullshit. (I had to Google Max Bygraves to make sure he was still alive)

Its one of those shows that is compulsive viewing - Its so bad its brilliant.

A veteran of Las Vegas is a 'joke contestant'??
 




Seagull on the wing

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Englebert will make a better job of it than a lot of what gone before....but as you all say....let's vote for our neighbour....then they will vote for us.,,,blindfold the judges,put the songs in random order without them seeing any previous acts,let the acts perform as Contestant A,Contestant B,and so on,not perfect but a better way.....let's hope when Albion enter Europe we'll do better!
 


Dave the OAP

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Jul 5, 2003
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I wondered how long it would be before we started to take the piss in this "competition".

Who is next, Tom Jones, Clive Dunn, Bryn Tyrfell?
 




BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003
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Another poor decision by BBC as they obviously dont want to even try to win the competition. I read somewhere that Atomic Kitten was going to reform and represent us. I think that in the context of the contest they would have been better.
 






Westdene Seagull

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Oct 27, 2003
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The arse end of Hangleton
It's a ploy to ensure we don't win and therefore have to cover the costs of hosting next years contest ! We just have to hope the rest of the competing countries don't gang up to ensure we win !!!!!!!!
 






Had they entered say Max Bygraves or Des O'Connor, that would have been way too obvious. Englebert? They can claim he's a credible contestant even if the public know that's a load of bullshit. (I had to Google Max Bygraves to make sure he was still alive)
Blimey. So he is. Wally Bygraves went to school with my mum.
 


tinytears

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Feb 5, 2010
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I am not ashamed to say I am a eurovision fanatic. The UK has always been accused by the other countries of not taking the competition seriously. Last year we took it seriously & entered Blue with a good quality song. We came 10th & finished behind Jedwood. If we are entering Englebert I reckon it is the bbc taking the mickey out of the competition.
 






Yep, especially when they are about 150 & have probably been doing The Butlins & Pontins Circuit for the last 20 years.

Which EH has not been doing.
He made a bigger name for himself in the US after having a couple of hits here, and became a Las Vegas stalwart like Tom Jones.

Which Butlins have you seen Engelbert playing then? ???

Incidentally, a website boasting the cheapest tickets for his East Coast tour of the US at the moment are at £80 each.
Pontins you say :glare:
 
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Fungus

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Yep, especially when they are about 150 & have probably been doing The Butlins & Pontins Circuit for the last 20 years.

Ah, understandable confusion - there was also another one:
Engelbert Humperdinck (1 September 1854 – 27 September 1921) was a German composer, best known for his opera, Hänsel und Gretel.

He must have been the one doing Butlins and Pontins.

So, who has actually heard the SONG, before slagging him off?
 












Trolly Dolly

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Aug 22, 2011
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Baku, the capital of Azerbaijan is a dustbin and no one smiles, I've never seen anyone smile there, had to go there in my work, although hotel very nice. There are pack dogs at airport and Jedward representing Ireland. And now UK have that slimy old git Humperdink. Classic!!!!!
 




Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
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When we were younger we used to buy some of the best dope money could buy along with a whole lot of nice nibbly things and settle down to watching the Eurovision night. It was great. I think this year I am going to re-form the group and get some gear in.
Engelbert Humperdink..................get in there.
 


Danny-Boy

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Apr 21, 2009
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When we were younger we used to buy some of the best dope money could buy along with a whole lot of nice nibbly things and settle down to watching the Eurovision night. It was great. I think this year I am going to re-form the group and get some gear in.
Engelbert Humperdink..................get in there.

Yup I reckon Miss Azerbaijan will be enticed by an "older man"..but around those parts it's not unknown for 90 year olds to get their legitimate oats late in life..

As it is in Hollywood too of course.

Dick Van Dyke | Dick Van Dyke Marries Make Up Artist | Contactmusic

I did notice Brian Conley quoted Dick's name rather loudly in the "One Show" last week on being interviewed. Was he under pressure? His tone was "Basso Profundo" too...:whistle::whistle:
 


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