[Football] England versus Honduras unofficial Match Thread

[Prince Monolulu]

Glenn is bored

 

[Driver8]

Darren Balkham (twitter) - "Little known fact that the situation in Miami happened nearly twice at the Amex this season!"

What is nearly twice? Once?

 

[hart's shirt]

Odds on Cliff Richard turning up?

 

[Tony Le Mesmer]

Just go to an ad break, this is tedius ...and line up some stock footage

 

[Eeyore]

"We'll yeah, we have what we call THUNDERSTORMS over here" what a ****ing goon that stadium manager is.

Glenn is sweating like a rapist too.

I'm guessing he probably thought we may have had a different word for it.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Chiles: Glenn, give us a blast of Diamond Lights.....

 

[Paris]

This is better than the game in my humble opinion.

Hoddle opts for Lampard and Gerrard. What a mug.

 

[Milano]

When the FA arranged this they were warned that
A) the climate is not the same as Brazil
B) the weather in Miami at this time of year could even be a hindrance
However the FA being a mini FIFA they make decisions based on where they want to go on the beer next.

 

[Eeyore]

What is nearly twice? Once?

The weather was pretty squalid against Huddersfield Town and Bournemouth, but I don't remember it being quite like it is over there.

 

[Leighgull]

What is nearly twice? Once?

No three times but the third time it was a very small chance.

And I think Darren means there was a group of sweaty middle aged me standing in a corridor talking shit at the AMEX.

 

[carteater]

Ian Wright should go back to hosting family game shows on Saturday night TV, cos he knows jack shit about football!

he thinks milner should play as a CM.

 

[TomandJerry]

Anyone remember the weather against Port Vale when we played them

 

[Driver8]

I wish Chiles would just shut the **** up.

 

[Ludensian Gull]

Anyone remember the weather against Port Vale when we played them

Yes, I had just left the car and got absolutely soaked.

 

[Skaville]

Why are people questioning our start? It's an exercise, a preparation for playing a game in extreme temperature and humidity. Why wouldn't you start slowly and keep the ball. Dixon sounds like a footballing luddite.

 

[Dick Head]

Come on, I'm supposed to be up early!

 

[Grombleton]

So ITV are giving us Adrian Chiles, Andy Townsend and Ian Wright as part of their commentary/presenting lineup.

How many England games are on ITV that we have to endure?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Welcome back to the soccerball challenge, the 2nd Quarter's about to get underway.

 

[Paris]

Apparently Gabriel Clarke is going to make a documentary about this.

 

[Gertrude]

Anyone remember the weather against Port Vale when we played them

I was in the hail stone looking for a pub . And USA call off for a bit of thunder