England V Sri Lanka - The Decider

[Brixtaan]

Thats that then.

 

[Marshy]

252-7

 

[GUNTER]

Anyone for tea?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Murali is such a f***ing CHUCKER

 

[CHAPPERS]

Giles on his way, 258/8. Let's hope Kirtley can hang around for a bit while Read opens up.

 

[Brixtaan]

Murali is such a f***ing CHUCKER

No he's not goddamit!!!!! But Kirtley is.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yes he is, it's obvious that the Kunt throws it.

It has been proven that Kirtley's action is all down to hyper extension but Murali reckons that he's got triple jointed wrists and stuff. Bloody liar.

 

[Pevenseagull]

interesting article about Kirtley's action (apart from the bit about Murali not being a chucker - which he is - he's a chucking cheat)


Not a chucker

 

[CHAPPERS]

Hyperextension.

Shall i email the bloke who studied his action (he works here) and get the goss?

 

[Brixtaan]

I don't want to see pictures of men you met in Camptown.And don't get all biological,technical,hyper extensive with me you chucking chucking supporter.

 

[Reading Posh]

I don't want to see pictures of men you met in Camptown.And don't get all biological,technical,hyper extensive with me you chucking chucking supporter.

Sri Lanka Chucker 1 England Chucker 0

 

[CHAPPERS]

259/8 at close.

James 'my action is completely legal and scientists have proved so' Kirtley survived a few balls from Muttiah 'I'm a chucker but every time i'm called on it i cry so nobody ever does anything about it' Muralitharan.
Let's hope they can add a few in the morning before James rips through the sri lankan batting order.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Anyone hear the barmy army song the other day?

"Throw, throw, throw your ball
Gently down the seam
Murali, Murali, Murali, Murali
Chucks it like a dream"

Marvellous bit of songwriting.

 

[Brixtaan]

W@nkers.I will not see Kents finest being abused like this by the English barmy scumbags.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Not the best day but not a complete disaster. 300 plus would be nice, a reasonable enough score. Finally Flintoff comes to the party with the bat!

 

[Italiaseagull]

W@nkers.I will not see Kents finest being abused like this by the English barmy scumbags.

Wasn't Murali one of a number of Kent's finest when it came to overseas players last year? How many did they get through? And weren't they all crap.

Andrew Symonds

 

[Brixtaan]

Wasn't Murali one of a number of Kent's finest when it came to overseas players last year? How many did they get through? And weren't they all crap.

Andrew Symonds

No they weren't,Murali came late but for that period pissed over everyone in the league,including your chucker.Our big players are England quality normally.

But being the Chelski of the cricketing world we'll probably snap up Tendulkar or someone in the close season.