Embarressing names parents give their children...

[clapham_gull]

On Talksport now

Some very sad people ringing in (on the back of the Beckhams)

Leyton orient fan has a son called "Leyton" and his going to name his daughter "Orieana"

Man named his child after his motorbike "Harley"..( ok not so bad )

.. but can't beat the bloke with his three nieces "Barcadi","Mercedes" and "Anastasia"

Shouldn't there be a law against this

My dad once knew an "Albert Hall". I worked with an American women who went to school with a kid whose nice parents gave him the name "London Bridge"

 

[Biscuit]

Shouldn't there be a law against this:

What, laughing?

 

[Old Goat]

I think there is a poor child in Eastbourne called Camber Sands

 

[clapham_gull]

Re: Re: Embarressing names parents give their children...

What, laughing?

A few more of those one liners, throw in some magic tricks and you've almost got an act there...

 

[Northstander]

I have a customer at work called Mrs Bollok!

Hope her husband isnt "Arthur"

 

[REDLAND]

There was a guy at Sussex uni called Gaylord, I felt for him

 

[clapham_gull]

There was a guy at Sussex uni called Gaylord, I felt for him

Didn't he have his own hands ?

 

[Northstander]

 

[Hampden Park]

he was 'armless enough

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I remember reading about a vicar who had great difficulty persuading a couple who wanted their child christened in his church that Vagina wasn't a name that she'd be comfortable with.

 

[Gazwag]

Leyton orient fan has a son called "Leyton" and his going to name his daughter "Orieana"

There is a Junior Seagull with Zamora as a middle name, I know this as their birthday is in January, the same as my daughters, so I spotted it while looking through the birthday list in the programme

And of course there is the commentators dream Charlie Oatway

 

[tedebear]

a lady rang into Virgin radio this morning and said her Dad was a car nut and called his first son Aston - he was expecting another boy for child number 2, but it was a girl and had to be called Martine

 

[On the Left Wing]

Kid in class I taught called

Granville Bottom

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I went to school with a kid whose surname was Martin. His christian name was also...........................Martin!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I worked in lewes with a guy called ...Allan Keys

there is a guy at work called...James Bond

 

[Biscuit]

Isn't their some bloke in London who renamed himself, 'Funky Badger' middle name being 'Disco'.

Okay wasn't parents choice but still funny.

 

[pasty]

My dad once knew an "Albert Hall".

Hall is my surname and I always wanted to have a son so I could call him Albert. Either that or f***

 

[On the Left Wing]

Isn't their some bloke in London who renamed himself, 'Funky Badger' middle name being 'Disco'.

Okay wasn't parents choice but still funny.

There's also a guy somewhere in London just known as Satan!

 

[Scarface]

I used to work with someone called Pete Saker!

 

[Starry]

.. but can't beat the bloke with his three nieces "Barcadi","Mercedes" and "Anastasia"

Anastasia is my youngest daughters name.