Embarrassing Parents.

[Mr Popkins]

we have all got them- whats the worse thing they have done to embarrass you?

when i was a kid my Dad had a motorbike, we needed a family car ,as my dad only had a bike licence, we got a Robin Reliant!!!

every time I had to go out in it I had my own cardboard box I used to put on my head in case my mates saw me.

my old man used to let rip in supermarkets as loud as he could with the most people around!

remember he did it in Texas, D.I.Y store once ,he cleared the isle in seconds!!!

 

[Italiaseagull]

When my mum gets pissed at christmas, she finds it highly ammusing to cut orange peel in fangs and pretend to be a vampire.

 

[REDLAND]

When my mum gets pissed at christmas, she finds it highly ammusing to cut orange peel in fangs and pretend to be a vampire.

marvellous

 

[BrightonBird]

My dad's girlfriend got pissed on Saturday night and decided to announce that they should buy the News of The World on sunday for the good sex guide supplement. I was like

 

[watsongooal]

My mum makes pancakes

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

My gran was very sensible, and never used to drink. She was a typical "nice" little gran. One Christmas she had a couple of sips of Pomagne. She then peeled an apple with a knife so that all the peel was in one spiral strip. She then twirled it around her head while whooping and let it go, and it landed on my mums head. It was a very disturbing experience. She never drank again.

 

[Froggy]

My Mum does her 'female ejaculation trick' envolving Ping Pong balls and a wicker paper bin

and you watched? that's quite disturbing!!

 

[watsongooal]

Cant believe I wrote that!!!

 

[REDLAND]

My dad's girlfriend got pissed on Saturday night and decided to announce that they should buy the News of The World on sunday for the good sex guide supplement. I was like

parents buying the News of the World that is embarrising BB

 

[BrightonBird]

parents buying the News of the World that is embarrising BB

Especially for that supplement. It was disgusting. As I told them at the time, you don't do that kind of thing when you are old!

 

[Brovion]

When I first started playing in bands my mum used to come to my gigs. Actually it wasn't that bad because we used to get her to drive us around.

Apparently my dancing embarrasses my children. I can't think why.

 

[Froggy]

My mum makes pancakes

nice bit of editing there wastongooal!!!

 

[Squiffy]

Sorry to get serious but mine was when at school having to sometimes walk home past my alcoholic father and his fellow lush "mates", sitting on a bench drinking. My mother always knew if this had happened just by seeing me on arrival home. Needless to say I've never had owt to do with him and he has to accept he's never gonna see me again - or any kids I may have.

On a lighter note, an old mate's mum - who was in her late 40s and late one night told me she wished she hadn't married who she did. We all went out one night and one of the number came back and ended up shagging her on the sofa while her daughter lay on the floor. It was the daughter who told me

Fact always stranger than fiction.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

when I started secondary school, the ancient uniform guide said blazers were optional. Most of us knew someone who went to the school and were thus aware that nobody had worn blazers for approximately 10 years prior to that.

On the first day, precisely one kid out of 250 turned up in a very attractive school blazer, bought by his ever enthusiastic mother.

Cue total shoe-ing from older pupils.

The teachers made him wear it all day, after which he stuffed it, red-facedly into his bag, and it was never seen again.

 

[marvin]

I am a parent and I take great pride in embarrassing my son at every opportunity. Well he's done it enough to me over the years, becoming a villa fan etc...

One way is the embarrassing stories too friends

Favourites are the Robot story, The Dolphin story and the Dragon story.

BB they weren't asking you to join in were they now that would have been

 

[berkshire seagull]

At 30 the old dear and family still call me babe grrrrrrr and in front of people.

MOTHERS A !!!!!

 

[Highfields Seagull]

I used to take a packed lunch to school (school dinners were disgusting). Once, when I was about 15 I'd left my lunch at home - my mum was coming past and she thought she'd try to catch me before I went into school.

She went through one door which she thought led into some sort of open area. Unfortunately the door opened straight into my tutor room. She promptly apologised to the teacher and explained that she was bringing me my lunch as I'd left it at home. I would have happily died on the spot in that instant (after giving my mum a good shoeing of course - only joking). Even the teacher started taking the p*** for weeks afterwards - calling my name out in the register and checking if I had my lunch or not.

The worst thing was I only bloomin' lived 5 minutes walk from school. I could have easily walked home at lunchtime if I'd been that bothered.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

My gran was very sensible, and never used to drink. She was a typical "nice" little gran. One Christmas she had a couple of sips of Pomagne. She then peeled an apple with a knife so that all the peel was in one spiral strip. She then twirled it around her head while whooping and let it go, and it landed on my mums head. It was a very disturbing experience. She never drank again.

God its like the Royle Family