El Presidente-a sign of the times.

[The Large One]

Bigamy is having too many wives

And so is monogamy...

Why a man marries is a mystery.

Why a man marries twice is a bigamystery.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If the lovely mrs EP is sad, I'm sad.

This is the final straw.

Sami out.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Yup I heard El-p had had a rib removed, presumably his own.

 

[spence]

What is it with these early leavers and that magic time of "80th" minute? I thought it was just an Amex bug,obviously not.

 

[El Presidente]

What is it with these early leavers and that magic time of "80th" minute? I thought it was just an Amex bug,obviously not.

Mrs EP whispered to me in the 80th minute that she'd cheer me up if we left and missed the traffic in Derby. She was as good as her word when we got home.

#SausageMashAndOnionGravyForTea

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Mrs EP whispered to me in the 80th minute that she'd cheer me up if we left and missed the traffic in Derby. She was as good as her word when we got home.

#SausageMashAndOnionGravyForTea

Slippery slop(e)