Ejected on Saturday for Standing

[Return of the Rev]

yes mate,thought seagulls deffo had the better 1st half,your boy easy their best player,once worthing started getting it down and passing 2nd half,
they had control ,for me it wasnt a pen and i was very near

Gave them a couple of soft goals and as expected that changed the game,only one more game left NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT TO DO ON SUNDAYS!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Look, I'm all for people having a JOKE every now and again.

But THIS is taking the PISS.

How can ANYONE prefer CATS?

I'd rather have a small creature pinprick the groin of my trousers merrily and perhaps do diarrhea in my shoe than dumb-arsed hound have the natural will to gore my children, if i had or will have any, to death when unsupervised. Making me a cat-preferer. Also it's necessary to play a game of life-chess with your pet. A cat you can never trust, and it doesn't trust you either. And i like that constant game of roulette it and I are playing serenely, but with an air of hidden menace.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

If given multiple warnings and ignored them then that would be fair enough.

If just jumped on and banned for doing it like everyone else 'at appropriate time' then would be an outrage.

Would need details and common sense plus knowing if you were sober in this hyperthetical

 

[robynsdad]

Look, I'm all for people having a JOKE every now and again.

But THIS is taking the PISS.


How can ANYONE prefer CATS?

From another thread - but bears repetition!

"Dogs are rubbish. They are supposed to be 'Mans Best Friend'. But I've never had a friend look me dead in the eye while taking a s**t on my carpet!!"

 

[Brovion]

From another thread - but bears repetition!

"Dogs are rubbish. They are supposed to be 'Mans Best Friend'. But I've never had a friend look me dead in the eye while taking a s**t on my carpet!!"

You obviously haven't met my friends!

 

[Husty]

This sad wanker is on a fishing trip.

 

[LamieRobertson]

and you 100% deserved it!

I HAD A JAM DOUGHNUT AND TEA FOR 1.99 AT RUSHFIELD GARDEN CENTRE TODAY

Sigh how the wealthy live

 

[Return of the Rev]

Sigh how the wealthy live

AND IT WAS SMOTHERED IN SUGAR

 

[W.C.]

I had Lemon Drizzle cake with a cup of tea this afternoon.

Very nice it was.

god that sounds nice

 

[LamieRobertson]

Actually revvy talking about standing were u anywhere near the guy who was constantly standing in EU on Saturday he clearly didn't know the rules of etiquette in our area

 

[banjo]

You've got to get up to get down.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

were loose

 

[Diego Napier]

Did ERNEST have anything to do with your EJACULATION

HE probably HAD a hand in it.......

 

[lawros left foot]

I like cats more than dogs. Definitely

I had a moggy sandwich for my tea,far better than a dog roll

 

[Willy Dangle]

What about poor old maggy. Not a thought has crossed your mind.

 

[Soulman]

You don't see many people with pipes these days....do you.

 

[Jerryatric]

I have a purple patch on my forearm do you think it could be Ringworm ?

I doubt it. It's probably a tattoo that you forgot you had.